Today I fucking shit myself when I ran a node process at the exact time the power died and my manager was working on live servers

Today FileZilla saved my life by storing all site connection passwords in base64
Without it we'd have lost access to an old production server 👌

Been looking at a new hires code and hes decided to strip all of the whitespace out of a file as well as changing variable names to things such as date and date2.....

Imagine having a daily standup and never having any of your blockers addressed (:

I had a coworker who was once working on around 5 files at the same time

To save them he would navigate to each click file and then save (even with a save all button below it)

We spent our time trying to teach him shortcuts and after explaining Ctrl+S we asked him what Ctrl+Shift+S might do with all his open files

He thought that it would unsave all his work fml

Hell is working on a file 4000 lines long file containing html css php and sql with inconsistent coding conventions

The hardest part of any project is choosing a name

My dev sin is eating too much at spoons and feeling too bloated to concentrate at work for the afternoon

I have a chrome window about 20 tabs deep full of dev articles im just about to read

It has been open for 5 days

We've been trying to release the staging branch for 2 weeks now...

Who would win?
A good nights sleep
Vs
One inspired devvy boi

Looking at old code is as bad as looking back at what you posted online years ago

Someone's built the whole nav menu im restyling with ids that have spacing in them what the hell