When she's one of those 404 brain not found

Took me a while to get it :D

Sales: Hey @chenb0x, we told the Client that you were a phone phreak and could make any communication device work.
Me: Well, I don't think that's such a good idea becau-
Sales: Oh, you can do it! Here's the equivalent of a black box and a pocket knife. Have fun!
Me: But, Sales I reall-
*click*

Well then..... t( '-' t)

getting rid of legacy code - and a great comment :D

Spotify, I couldn't make it through the day without it.

Some ranters get pissed with junior dev who thinks unit testing is not necessary and a waste of time. While I'm here convincing all senior devs in my office why testing is important. I gave up.

Question: how many of you have told co-workers about devRant and wished you hadn't ???

because day only starts after your 3rd coffee

Today I tried eating lunch NOT starting at a screen. It lasted all of about 5 minutes. 😞

Need to unplug.

Really Microsoft??? Ever heard of clickable links?

that feeling

I found a bug in my sleep...what has programming done to me !?