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So many questions, so less answers
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Java, Big Data
Location

Chennai, India
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anishmashankar

Joined devRant on 11/15/2016

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I love it (-(-(-_-)-)-)-)

joke/meme

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My coworker implemented this date extension for no reason. Also handles back before they changed it. He wrote tests too

undefined jesus christmas

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Wife: You never listen to me!
Me: Have you tried port 8080?

undefined trolling joke

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Do not deploy on Friday. Ever. Period.

undefined wk26

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Weeks of programming can save you hours of planning.

undefined wk26

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Whenever I see a sign that says 'push', I always pull first, to avoid conflicts.

undefined nerdy joke git

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Buy a fitness tracker which reminds you after an hour of inactivity to get up.
Get up, walk around or even better climb some stairs, get back to work.

undefined wk26

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4 o'clock on a Friday and daughters birthday party tonight...

Not this time deployment... you're gonna have to wait until Monday.

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Let an expert consultant write your code, they say. It will be all right, they say.

Found this today in a legacy codebase.

undefined assert consultant this is not how you do it

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Stay away from 'master'. OK?

undefined wk26

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Some do drugs, others drink, some others smoke. I debug code.

Everybody die their own way.

undefined debug dead killing

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