@PaperTrail I think the biggest challenge with software migration is data migration so being able to build those kind of machines comes handy during migration time and building proof of concepts.

It's just how most of R&D in software works to be honest. You take two pieces and crap and you connect them together like obviously database and webserver and you suddenly are getting rest api and you can say that's nice but why we're sending those 20MB xml if we need key value objects or why we are sending those things synchronously if most of the time we spend waiting for data transmission.

Here we are 20 years later instead of wsdl sending json files, instead of thread pool applying async await pattern or as it was used to call 50 years ago actor model.

@PaperTrail jira is actually nice software you can spin up docker and write a plugin in a week without problem, compared to azure jira is ferrari

@PaperTrail obviously we won’t change it now or in any possible future, it’s just part of human nature.

The lack of cooperation and agreement is what defines humanity after all.

I only use terminal on linux. Windows have too much Microsoft for me.

@PaperTrail why don’t you switch to the opensource solutions then, I fucking don’t understand those companies - like they’re paying millions for SASS and that would cost fraction to hire developer that would wrap couple of opensource solutions with authentication and deploy them on k8.

Clearly management still thinks you need to buy things because we used to do it in the old days. That’s the whole problem of IT, people don’t understand where all of current software comes from but they use it.

As I see how opensource is beating those multibillion dollars products I have a good laugh.

@PaperTrail xD This is 8 years old software. I can compare that with asking 80 years old man how he’s doing and if he shit his pants again.

maybe you don’t pay enough bucks so they evict search index when you’re reaching certain capacity

If they’re not asleep they hunt and eat other coworkers so you got lucky this time.

I want 365 days of vacations until the rest of my life. Either I get this or die trying.

@Chewbanacas That’s not the point. Idiots are giving expert answers for machine learning models and then people are wondering why AI took their job.

Do you remember that yellow badge two years ago ?

That’s why fucking now you’re homeless.

I forgot about.

Constantly showing me tooltips and what’s new page everywhere because I need to know that.

Altering my ui because ot would be better for me to learn to how to use it again.

Moving things from one place to another so I can’t find them.

Automatic copy when you select so I need to make sure nothing is selected before I want to paste things from other software.

Adding every other option and removing the one I was using.

@jiraTicket What is the gain from visuals if content is crap ?

That’s lifetime question is content more important than form ?

I’d say yes.

You work with Donald Duck Dentist ?

Why hire competent people if you can play monopoly ?

@JsonBoa Depends what you call work. I work with brain and brain like breaks. It's just years of experience.

48 hours per week ? 50 weeks per year ? Maybe junior developers in short term if they’re ambitious but after a year they would burn out and won’t be productive for another year.

Best I can do is 80 hours per month 10 months / 40 weeks per year.
If I do more my productivity drops 50-80%.

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Looks like Michael Jackson likes to take it slow with little Owen

I watched video and it looks like robot a is mad about robot b, tries to catch him to beat him up, when it fails robot a decides to hit the wall to release anger

Remember to wear 21:9 aspect ratio glasses to escape the matrix.

1650/420 = 4

2520/420 = 6

6*4 = 24 - reversed equals 42 the answer to ultimate question

It’s a great concept during summer or winter break so everyone can go on vacation, work is not life.

Break into his house and put dead horse head into his bed when he’s sleeping - always works.

@kobenz I'd rather say what the fuck is devin.

Imagine your task is to add a little feature in a project where there is shitload of code that is undocummented spagetti and it's dynamically changing overnight using prompt engineering from non technical founders.

They asked you to do it because their devin can't do it and don't forget not to break devin when you will be fixing that bug so they can add even more crap.

No thank you, ask someone else.

Remember people are doing this to other people so we know we’re living in hell.

@Demolishun I’m more into shooting so more likely an arrow physics

I got text standup sometimes in previous project due to timezone difference.
We were writing things on team slack channel once per day.
Usually ticket number with one sentence and status change.
It was nice.

Everything is a lie. You just showed subjective point of view of some person with attention disorder that is posting highly acceptable answers in a particular moment in time. But still it’s just the point of view.

I’d say
no code is don’t rewrite this shit all the time
cloud are computers I don’t want to buy
ai is tool for idiots who want to do something in area they don’t know anything
blockchain is distributed agreement
big data is history I don’t care about right now but I might in future or I need it because law enforce me to keep it
smart home is bet on people habits
vr is bigger screen with keeping my head on my pillow
quantum computing is better random number generator
iot is what else I can put into hardware to sell it

and that’s just my point of view and there ar many more because people are different, moreover most of people don’t know and don’t care who this shit fuck face is or who am I and would never know or care

anyways whatever this is it’s not the truth but just a dust in the wind

Just voice clone Morgan Freeman as a narrator and Bruce Willis as a protagonist then add autotune to it lol. Look at those that have emotions and you can add your own voice to it like bark https://github.com/suno-ai/bark there are couple of more.

It's a question about time investment, gains and abilities of the tool. They simply ask wrong questions because people are not teached how to ask correct ones. People are not stupid just education is broken. We don't teach how to ask questions and it is global problem of education that only teach how to give correct answers.

Who the fuck needs answers if you can't ask correct questions. That's also why AI is booming because it's answering general things to stupid questions.

@jestdotty I just don't like someone telling me what I can and what I can't do like I never left school. What's the point of living if you can't make decisions.

Whole AI concept is to give you one answer for question that for me is ridiculous because if we can get only one answer it would obviously be 42.