If you’re stuck in hell, I mean, Webpack, try parcel. I was skeptical until I used it, and it’s just magical

Do you have 1000000000 node_modules folders and no space on your machine? This command will help. Just NPM install in the folders you actually use:

rm -r **/node_modules

Request for software: a program that prevents shitty coworkers from committing with the message “fix”, random letters, or other nondescript messages.

This is the best developer meme I think I have ever seen! Whoever came up with this is a true genius.

If you said “I like webpack” when I said “Fuck Webpack.” I have downvoted your comment.

Keep your satanism in your own corner, we will stay here in our universe without people like you who enjoy pain and internal death.

Fuck Webpack.

I was given a project at work, and instead of committing a src directory, all of the work the person before me did was in the compiled dist directory. fml

Anyone know how to effectively write a DI in TypeScript with decorators? I’m working on a TS node framework and need some help

People on devRant are so nice, but there are a few who always question or correct your rants.

if (thingYouNeed.exists == false)
developer.make(thingYouNeed,
function(err,success) {
if(!err) thingYouNeed.exists = true;
})

I wrote a function a few months ago that made 10 http calls for the same data... had to refactor it because users were saying it was broken. FML but I've learned my lesson.

JUST ONE CALL.

I wonder if devrant actually uses a `new Rant()` class in the source code like it does on the sticker

I have a friend who started a company and I asked them for a job. He said he would intern me first before coming on as contractor.

He said he'd call me on Friday. I need this job so bad, he better hire me.

I think @dfox +1's every rant to make us feel special.

We have been waiting for Apple to drop a new beta for 2 weeks! They better get us a new seed on Monday or I am going to lose my shit.

Becoming a parent on devRant will get you that stress ball.

Developers are magical machines powered by coffee that can make something out of nothing. The CEO machine runs on expensive Amazonian coffee and comes up with ideas and unreasonable deadlines. Daisy chaining them makes the CEO machine's idea into a product with uncommented code and console.log()s left over from development.

One person I work with thinks they know what they're doing but they have no idea, and we all know it and make fun of him behind his back.

It's so much easier to write a comic message that says "fjsksidbeidbdh".