In a lecture hall
1. Try Listening to lecture
2. Finds it uninteresting
3. Think that you can later learn from video tutorials
4. One day before exam -- No time to learn..

I think DevRant didn't use python. If they had, they would have used += and -= . Instead of ++ and -- . But I feel having ++ and -- is more intelligent thought.

1. Decide to learn optimisation algorithms
2. Realise that you have forgotten calculus
3. Decide to learn from the beginning
4. Search for tutorials
5. Go through the introduction parts
6. You know that you can't complete
7. You watch other entertainment things on YouTube.

Stories of a lazy programmer...

1. Post a question on stack overflow
2. No one answers
3. Think yourself -- Is it tough / unsolvable / dumb ?

No low hanging fruits in life

Problems with vi or vim

:Q! ( You may not leave shift button while pressing q button)

Insert ?? Sorry Read only mode ...

We can do this easily in python...

No, still do it in Java ...

Somewhere on social Media ..

Problems of Freelancer

Freelancer: Hey your app is​ ready.
Client : Can you add this ?
Freelancer: Sure, When am I getting payment.
Client: As soon as this gets done.

Next Day...

Freelancer: Hey your app is​ ready.
Client : Thanks. This looks good if there is this feature. Can you help me with that?
Freelancer: Sure, When am I getting payment.
Client: As soon as this gets done

Next Day..
Client : Blah Blah Blah
Freelancer: Sure, When am I getting payment

Frustration at peaks!!!

1. Attend some conference
2. Get Stickers and goodies
3. Now you remember you have stickers all over your laptop
4. Give it away to your friends
5. Behave like Buddha

A movie about a developer will be black and white. Either black should exist or white. Both appears to co exists but in reality may be not.

Most of the high voted posts here are Anti-AI. Well myself a python script, and I also don't like robots. I like my master -- the programmer who created me. I think he is human.

What is Automation?

Option 1 : Make life easier
Option 2 : Make others jobless
Option 3 : Make yourself jobless

Everything is nothing.

The Rant ends here ...