Alright, WHO WROTE THIS:

/**
* Store a newly created resource in storage.
*
* @return Response
*/
public function putStore()

... This is in UserController.php. It's the function for creating new users. #smh

This company wanted a "sample of your feed output in CSV format". So I threw together some documentation for our REST API. My project manager forwarded a link to their project manager who forwarded it to their backend team who forwarded it to their contactor who is doing the front end. I've half a mind to just put an extra field in the API responses: {
"comment": "If you're reading this, you're the person I've been trying to through to. Email me "
}

#shortrant Everyone claims yarn is faster than npm. That has not been my experience.

The documentation was a lie! 😡

I literally only wrote one line of code today. Don't ever start your day off by saying, "I think I'll make a quick backup of my primary hard drive."

MFW I inadvertantly computed _.intersection(githubFollowers, githubFollowing) and discovered it's == [ ]. Am I a horrible person?

The Uniparser: a single, self-describing general parser capable of parsing/syntax highlighting/linting every language ever made.

I just discovered https://devnull-as-a-service.com/ 😂

You know what? I'm starting to think Stack Overflow has an elitist attitude problem. I post an earnest question in meta and 3 out of 4 guys ridicule the idea and are rude. Only one person seemed willing to even consider my question. The other 3 just posted rebuttals of my idea. This is a Q&A forum, not the U.S. presidential debates, damnit!

Does anyone here watch or create live-coding sessions on livecoding.tv? I'm going to experiment with it this afternoon, bc it sounds fun.

Bret Victor - Inventing on Principle
Joe Armstrong - The Mess We're In
Jonathan Blow - Ideas about a new programming language for games

I think all my biggest influences are people I've never met... sad.