My best mentor was at my first job at IBM. The senior dev took 2 weeks to pair program with me and get me up to speed on all the applications, tips and tricks, and the different legacy codebases. I learned more in those 2 weeks than my entire 4 years at college lol.

Just when you think you are getting the hang of things at work, you meet programming Jesus.

There's always that one person asking you for everything free

I give you the evolution of every language and web technology standard

Project manager: "we need someone who isn't busy to work on the database for a few weeks"

*Fullscreen picture of Windows blue screen of death*

Me: "what the fuck bug after bug"

Project manager: "ouch you better work on that ASAP we are behind"

Coworker: -_-

Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

lol no job for you

*Trying to finish up this project I'm doing*

Me: "Fuck this shit I'm done shit doesn't work"

*non-dev girlfriend sits in front of computer*

GF: "I believe this line shouldn't be here it messes up what happens in the loop. Or atleast that's what it looks"

*checking it*

Me: "So what's your ring size again"

😂😂😂😂

When a Linux user sees windows users complaining about their OS.

lol everywhere

I have alot of respect for the programmers that came before stack overflow lol not even joking.

grandmother: "Sorry to bother you I am trying to send mail through the computer. Where do I buy the stamps? Thank you for showing me how this works.

😂😂😂😂

There's no greater waste of time than laying in bed with your significant other and waiting on them to fall asleep so you can tip toe back to your computer in order to hit a deadline.

Literally my ritual every night.