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linuxxx
7y

"could I get admin privileges to reboot this server?"

Sounds valid enough, right?

OH YEAH SURE, YOU'RE A TINY USER ON A HUGE ASS SHARED SERVER, OF COURSE I'LL GIVE YOU ROOT ACCESS TO REBOOT THE WHOLE FUCKING SERVER.

Worst part, he didn't understand why that would be weird.

Can I buy a little common sense somewhere for this guy?

rant

stupidity

common fucking sense

really?
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  • 5
    7y
    @irene Nope shared hosting account!
  • 9
    7y
    @irene Oh hey you transformed into a girl!
  • 1
    7y
    Isn't the user in a vm? He can reboot that if he wants :D
  • 1
    7y
    Oh at first I thought u were asking your boss that 😂
  • 4
    7y
    @plusgut Shared webhosting :)
  • 5
    7y
    @linuxxx ah alright, then he can go fuck off :D
  • 7
    7y
    Ask him if he'd mind if you gave his neighbors the keys to his home.
  • 0
    7y
    Sure and when the next guy asks if the server can be rebooted, don’t be mad when everything goes down.
  • 3
    7y
    <quote> "could I get admin privileges to reboot this server?" </quote>

    Yes you can... Ofcorse dear sir... But first give me the keys to your house, the passwords to your accounts, your credit card and pin number, then wait a week and ill consider it...
  • 1
    7y
    Wait... So Is Irene A Boy, A Girl or something in between? I'm confused
  • 3
    7y
    @RodrigoF He's a guy. Just changed his name from @demiko to Irene some time ago and now also switched to a female avatar :P
  • 1
    7y
    @linuxxx Why do people do this?
  • 3
    7y
    @Ashkin The avatar changes or my rant?
  • 4
    7y
    Rebooting production is always a good idea 💡
  • 0
    7y
    @linuxxx just asking here cause I'm oblivious. :) Isn't that insecure? What if his application gets compromised? Wouldn't that in theory compromise the whole server?
  • 7
    7y
    @Radioh Every user has their own php sockets and so on. Kinda like sandboxing each envionment. Next to that, monitoring everything through firewalls and intrusion detection systems which automatically isolate shit going wrong so yah, pretty secure if you ask me :)
  • 10
    7y
    Reminds me of that time this one dense motherfucker in my office had to force power off his computer, and since "just keep the button pressed seemed not good" decided to go to the safety switch of the area.
  • 1
    7y
    @linuxxx okay cool, thanks for the answer :)
  • 2
    7y
    @linuxxx The avatar change. lol
  • 3
    7y
    Make "sudo" an alias to a script that executes every command as normal user. Except for "reboot", then it exits the session.
    "Hey, here you have your permissions to reboot the server. Have fun!"
  • 0
    7y
    @irene Are you catfishing? heheheh
  • 0
    7y
    https://urbandictionary.com/define....

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
  • 0
    7y
    Actualy liked the first season of catfish... then it turned to something like live tv...
  • 2
    7y
    @Ashkin I change my avatar about 5 times a week. Sometimes guy, other times girl, there are so many different combinations I figure I'll be creative and try a bunch of them out. There's no rule that my avatar has to look like me 😀😀
  • 3
    7y
    @ryanmhoffman fair enough, I suppose.

    Maybe I'll try out some melanin and dreads someday 😊
  • 1
    7y
    @Ashkin if you don't like it you can always change back!
  • 4
    7y
    @ryanmhoffman Can confirm, he's been my double for a few days!
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