From “craziest deadline” to “unrealistic deadline”, we all grew up.

Perfect your “you must be fucking crazy” dead eyes stare. Problem solved. No words were spoken.

@Grumpycat This is exactly what I do when my boss asks me if I can get "that project" done in half a week.

I just look him dead in the eyes and shake my head.

@Grumpycat don't bother, @aviophile has his cows for exactly this purpose. Save your eyes. Ask @aviophile for his cows instead

Had to learn liquid and build a shopify website by myself in 11 days. To demo for a massive distribution company.

Did it in 8 days with tons of coffee and minimal sleep. The pay and doors it opened afterwards was worth it.

Disclaimer: by no means I am a liquid or shopify expert. Just had to get shit done. Lol 😆 🤣