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Darkness lures programmers!

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  • 2
    Oooh, a dark room, wonder what is in there. Totally no surprise here I hope...
  • 3
    Programmers lure darkness.
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    Eldritch horrors lurk in the shadows of ancient code bases. They touch even the most brave programmer's soul and body. The tainted become vessels of pure evil, driven by basic instincts. Bright lights only hurt their eyes. But sun light is able to end their suffering. It shatters their soul, melts their skin and burns their flesh and bones until nothing is left but a puddle of tar xvzf pur33v1l.tar.gz.
  • 0
    @NeatNerdPrime "oooh what a love set of slings"
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