Thats me. My hot blonde gf took a pic

I’m going to fuck you

https://instagram.com/p/...

So you're a used car salesman?

I don't believe you. You are too far away from the toilet.

Lo and behold, we got a muscular coder here. I thought you were banned. Lol. Good to see you back with ability to post images. 😄

@donkulator correct

@cafecortado i just came back from the shitter

@Deres my shit can never be blocked

Good you didn't post pic when taking your classic "huge dumps"

Looks like she took this one as well https://instagram.com/nikola.korac9...

Post a picture of your shitshows on that ig account so we know it's really you.

@NickyBones it makes me look strong and muscular like a real man

Except there's a smartphone aimed at that mirror "you" are looking at

@electrineer good old investigative journalism.

@donkulator what did you use to search? I tried tineye, but it didn't find it.

@shovethisrant it does look like the start of a porno.

How much are you benching?

beast2plane

I like how your hot blonde gf is a mirror...

@Demolishun Just search it in Google images and you will get it. 😉

Here have a downvote. Identity theft/impersonation is a capital offence.

It's even in the rules of devrant:

Impersonation: You may not impersonate others through the devRant service in a manner that is intended to or does mislead, confuse, or deceive others.

I knew it wasn't you directly. A sporty guy like that would never be so frustrated like you

@retoor Exactly, he looks like he has no shortage of hot blonde boyfriends.

@b2plane You have my sympathy. Selling lamborghinis to Serbian gangsters must be a stressful job. I'd have thought it paid more than $8 an hour though?

@donkulator its my dads biz and he doesn't wanna pay me more than 8$ an hour

@NickyBones cuz ur a woman

@kanyewest it is but if u live in a 5th world shithole country like mine (🇷🇸) $8 an hour is actually above average wage which can be earned only by people with college degrees

@kanyewest i am ballin and yet still cant afford a 30k mercedes car while average car in this corrupt country is a porsche, some drive brabus g wagons some drive mansory ferraris and others drive lambos. Im sick of it. So im in fact not really "ballin"

Maybe try offering your customers some extra services, like disposing of dead bodies, or performing fellatio.

Or is that already reflected in the $8?

That poor guy probably never had zero updoots of his photo. All it needed was a plane boii 🙁

@hjk101 so I was living on the edge when I posted a pic of Keanu Reeves as me?

@Demolishun better start running, every time I see him he seems to be seems to be unstoppable.

If I would be the law. The intend and effect was a joke, fooling nobody. Knowing you it probably has the joke/meme tag.

@kanyewest the Judge is not Robocop!🤨

@kanyewest in Star Wars the lenses for Darth Vader were hard to see through. They were also dark red. Apparently he ran into a lot of shit during filming. The next two movies had a black mesh so he could see better.

@kanyewest tell me more about your uncultured life.