I can crush a watermelon with my thighs. How do you think your neck would fare? And where do you think AoK went?

👉👈

Well, @retoor wasn't here at the time...

✨🌸🍉My teeth are falling out☺️🐬🔮❤️‍🔥

@avatarofkaine ping

@Demolishun I was

I'm sure something happened to him tbh

@retoor he said something about his hot neighbor. I wonder if he did something stupid.

@Demolishun and getting pulled over. Maybe cop saw his state and reported it

As long as he's getting the help he clearly needed, all good by my book.

@netikras nooo, please don’t summon him back from whatever other platform he migrated to

'Madam, please put your dick away this is a Greggs'

prison.

hopefully followed by a permanent stay in a psych ward., he really needs the padding.

@kanyewest i'd never ask @Kiki for this sacrifice, but i think we all would benefit if she'd touch _you_ then.

Lmao I forgot I said that lmao

Oh the willfully obnoxious comedic joy

I got sick of the people repeating everything that had ever been said on here remembering the originals I knew being replaced by annoying weirdos I hadn't yet remembered were little snake things in many cases.

How have you been my 70 some year old object of confusion ?

@black-kite I can tell the originals loved me

Unless they thought something swallowed me In a not so new horrible way.

Sorry to disappoint you mostly I was swallowed in the conventional way I was hoping Kiki would assist with haha