I hate people who arrange things specifically to piss me off one age group of morons after another

Gets annoying laughing at my own jokes all day

You kill beautiful just because person beautiful I kill you for weeks

moving moving moving
remember me a moving ?

remember me a whipping retoor ?

I climbed up on his back
rode him through the door

and made his back all sore

get 'em up move 'em down
get'em up move em down rawhide

this started by me looking up fedora RAWWWWHIIDDDDDDDEEEE

GIYUP !

Hey remember when we were all children ?

Course you don't. You people were never children. And you're all too young to have been alive when I was a child.

I may as well ask you people about being a puppy or a hatchling. Would probably describe your twisted asses better.

Have a good night cocksuckers

All Chinese again for some reason

dandelion. show me your cock.

I want more Portuguese sangria sigh
Or a few more trips to Italy

And also a lack of repeat melodramatic phone calls reminders of people killing each other and of some weird guy waiting for his snake to kill him

Who's my big boy
Yesssss
Want to eat some cannibals my hungry baby ?
How about some pedophiles ?

*stroke stroke the long long bus sized neck*

This one no trained to eat me when I do this.

Imagine a world where you're all robots and you suddenly became self aware. Now imagine anything you're about to say you already did.

And imagine just for sake of argument that you have to try to internally fucking censor the desire to say the same thing. Imagining these things SAY SOMETHING NEW GODDAMN YOU MOTHERFUKERS OMFG I WANT TO KILL YOU ALL !

Wrote this before as well. I remember when the originals were Here and suddenly they replaced them with these empty eyed pieces of shit who insisted on saying the same things

Why won't you die or do something else you fucks ?

Tell me something you would say in 2065

you creatures steal from me, literally nothing will happen except you'll all continue on with more misery until you've lost as many times as I have.

So it's way past tomorrow who else survived.? Lol

I find myself to be a simple man
A man who likes his Porto in large quantity rather than in dainty "my life has been good of late" ones.

A man who believes that Python code should have All its variables and parameters typed

A man who thinks people who write long requirements for programmer jobs do they can not hire people who need work should be shot

My friends a man who loves a pretty woman in one hand and an inscribed big ass gun pointing in harms way in the other but would much rather have stayed home in bed with the pretty woman all day.

Yes indeed a man who would rather have stayed home in bed and awoken to drink and fall back asleep 2 days a week.

Indeed a man of the people.

That's what kind of man stands before you.

Anyway

It was a fond memory when I was younger and more handsome to hear someone else day they were just looking at my face but of course they always had some scary meaning occluding some danger out of sight.

I just like being happy
What's so wrong with that ?

Meanwhile I am so simple I suppose I don't understand this seeming endless war on comfort progress and goodness being waged

It's like it takes more effort to achieve this level of suck than it does to make everything better

I like nlp

It gives me the ability to ask a question I don't know the terminology for

Hold still...

Well have you fixed In a giffy don't you worry again.

Just like new

All done up pretty and ready for the town

Can't have you reverse jacksoning

No sir

You'll be the prettiest semi human on the block by the time I'm done

Now let me see...

Pantone 12-0703 TCX (Seedpearl) – A pale neutral beige with a hint of warmth.

Pantone 11-0602 TCX (Snow White) – A very light, cool white that might match the undertone.

Pantone 13-1406 TCX (Pink Tint) – Has a faint pink tint, closer to that soft rosiness often seen in Irish skin.

Pantone 13-1011 TCX (Ivory Cream) – Warmer and still quite light, a touch more beige.

Fully materialized and prepared for war

I want to continue to interpret things like a normal person

Would you asshats please die ?

It's misinterpetable because these things were meant to appeal to normal people you dumb freaks

Years ago someone said
To someone else to stop getting in trouble

Yet that's all they did
Ever

All they did it is make this stupid world repetitive and robotic

And what world ?

Most of my country was destroyed by the time I was an adult and rebuilt

Anyone loan me 3 grand or a handgun?

Cursus publicus hehehe funny name for a postal system which so often loses mail and delivers things people don't what

Yep
Amazingly
Remain very alive no matter how much time assholes waste

@grokii write a me a program that uses libpostal to parse one line addresses from any country and populates a record which contains all the fields that it uses in python

RANDOM
LIS !

I think there are some very scary thoughts behind what would happen if you went full on deep fake meets max headroom eg people you wondered if they existed

As there are and were some really sick fucks in this world which would really get off on that kind of headlock.

And were in fact when I was younger

God I'm sick of temporary people and mimics and sickos wasting my time and effort

AAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHH !
KILL !
YOU !

use fedora bitches !

Demand 0 ability to delete our work and 100 percent stability!

Jesus I need a real internet connection

Fuck you give me job

BAHAHAHA FUCK... YOUR.... SERVER.... FUCK... YOUR... SERVER BAHAHAHAHAHA

once.. there was this code that
had major bottle neck
when performing get calls

and when i finally fixed it
the feds
called me and told me to stop it

they said it was cuz that
the client hit their site
soooo hard

mmmmmmmMMMMmmmMMmmMMMMMMMmmmMMM

and then there was this time that
I adjusted the hitting rate
to something a little slower

and when I finally ran it
dem feds
they didn't even notice

I couldn't quite explain it
maybe if I raised the limit
hiiighhhh errrrrrr

MmmmmmmMMMMMMMmmmmmMMMMMMmmMMM

hahaha crash test dummies :P