Since my wife left me i tried so hard to become an incel. But it just doesn't work. What is this shit.

Just buy a whore brother

Me personally

I never bought a whore

Cz i never felt the need to

I always felt like i can always get pussy

Even when i couldnt for years or months

I never was that desperate to buy a whore

Dont know how down bad I'd need to be to buy a whore

But it works for some ppl

U can also buy one

Buy as many whores as u want

And u will be happier

1 whore is not enough

Buy more

2

3

5

No

7

No

More buy as many as u need until u feel happier

And when i say buy a whore i dont mean a prostitute

I mean literal female humanoids by taking them out for drinks or dinners

I view that literally as a payment in exchange for pussy

And therefore theyre a whore to me

Paying for a drink to get pussy, or buying a whore directly for pussy, is the same fucking shit--u spend money in both cases

So do it

I'm doing it too cz my hot blonde xgf cheated

See that is the problem at becoming an incel. There is always an opportunity for sex, so how it's a fucking voluntary celibate.

making incels mad everywhere

Incel is for involuntary celibate, right?

The moment you *try* to become one, you already failed :)

Just enjoy your life!

> horus: I AM SO ALONE I AM SAD AND BAD AND MAD >:(

> girls all over the world: ;) ;) ;)

@NickyBones Indeed. The inherit contradiction exactly the joke of this thread xD It came in my mind after I had to friendzone two women on one long an weird day. The opposite problems than earlier in my life.

... and the metajoke was posting this knowingly, that certain persons won't get it.

Nicky is right. You can't*try* to be an incel because It's involuntary (the in- in incel)

What you're trying to do is just practicing celibacy and you're failing at that by the sounds of things. So basicaly you're just horny and can't control yourself :D

Kek, didn't realize It's a joke. That's a clever one xD ++