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Root8234291dI just keep calling it master at $work.
It annoys the shit out of all the woke nitwits I work with, and makes me smile a little. -
gitstashio28491d@Root why do people care about how they call the master / main branch?
- They should just call it what they will, but make an effort to contribute with actual code and make an effort to write readable code.
- Not like some of the slackers I see all the time that don't do shit or write 1 line of code after they copy 99% of the feature from my branch, and then act very oppinionated on what code should go to master. -
Root8234290d@gitstashio Because they’re racist as hell and see absolutely everything through the lens of race.
Here are things they say — and things I’ve heard around $work from these people.
• “Master/slave is about whites having black slaves”
• “Whitelist/blacklist is whites saying they are better and blacks are worse”
• “Voter ID is racist because blacks aren’t smart enough to get an ID”
• “Sharing crime statistics and police photos or descriptions is wrong because it’ll make people racist”
• “Stores closing because of crime is racist because it disproportionately affects minorities”
• “Hiring people based on merit is racist because it means hiring fewer minorities.”
• etc.
You can’t make this up.
They’re so bloody racist — and can’t see it — yet screech that everyone and everything else is racist.
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