Fuck LOCs, keystrokes are the best way to judge a dev's productivity.

More keystrokes per minute means he's not coding but writing documentation, so it's less productivity

@cafecortado shhh dont tell them that, i want to be paid writing shit on devrant

Make a coc, characters of code

Sure! But most of mine are going to be WASD then. 😉

If that's a thing I'm definitely underpaid

A colleague of mine does each whitespace with "spacebar, delete, spacebar, delete" very rapidly.. maybe even 3 or 4 times. I'm always going crazy watching that. I guess he can't do it normal anymore. :'D

maybe management should make tests

cuz I'd lose on typing I mostly fuck about doing other things as I think about how not to type 90% of something

and presumably features is what they pay for but I swear they were acting like you acting servile is what they want to pay you for and everything else be damned

Reading the rant in the feed…
*sounds like a troll*
Opening the rant and seeing the author…
*it IS a troll*

No. How many Billion Brain Signals generated per second is your best indicator