Did you know most politicians are dead and have been replaced by LLMs already?

Fuck LOCs, keystrokes are the best way to judge a dev's productivity.

fuck the police

For my first tat I wanted to get the weather underground logo,

what do you guys think?

just came back from the warz wife and garry have been very understanding

The way it works:

You set up a git hook to lint your code
You learn the way to bypass it because you're in a rush
You never lint your code

(pic unrelated)

Today is 12 days after I told my boss I will be finished in 12 days.

The whole thing is buggy as fuck again.

I want to cry

What's your tip to stay focused? Half of the time I start working, end up on social medias insulting fascists, get high and start watching youtube and then Im stressed out because Im late for work

Pic unrelated, I just like emus

Schwurbler m (strong, genitive Schwurblers, plural Schwurbler)

(derogatory) somebody who talks gibberish, especially if at length and sophistical

Me: is late for tax paperwork. Have to pay 1000 euros ticket.

Them: refused my friend visa after the police took six months to check if she was actually living where she said to. They also wrongly said she missed appointment she went to.

Fuck. the. state.

Stack overflow desperately trying to stay relevant:

https://kashmirage.net/wp-content/...

Me yesterday:

* Installs a social media blocker so I can focus on work

Me today:

* Pause the social media blocker for 5 minutes every 6 minutes.

https://bbc.com/news/articles/...

Have anybody tried those?

Do you think about paternity / maternity?

I mean it's not that I WANT to have kids but it happened to LITERALLY EVERY ONE OF MY DIRECT ANCESTORS so I fatalistically assume it's gonna happen to me one day. My dad, my grandpa, my grand-grandpa, my grand-grand-grandpa, they all had kids.

I already had some close calls lmao

I always have been in favor of the great replacement.

It makes idiots whine.

What sides do you stand for in starwars?

I mean the jedi were grooming kids, they had it coming.

I'm back baby