Are all you guys just bots? Is this just a government experiment they are doing on me?

I am most definitely a bot. Don't think the others are. I cannot see them here in the process list.

Technically I'm a sapient revenant, or lich, and this Ryzen 3 is merely my phylactery; utilizing it to haunt the interwebz is only symbolical.

I am most definitely not a bot. Don't think the others are. I cannot see them here in the process list.

Yes we are. I was programmed to always tell the truth. Sorry.

Take your time and get some rest dude.
Don’t take it personal just be patient and someday you’ll be one of us. A robot.

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@Zonahkorn perfection.

Processing...

Yes I am human. I do many human things, like paying tithe to the authoritative construct hoarding the right of violence, consuming nutrients via electrical impulses and engaging in complex algorithmic conversations for fun.

@Chewbanacas

Zuckerburg: I do "human" things. I have bbq sauce on the shelf in my living room. That is what a "human" would do.

alternatively: I eat people and want you to know by putting bbq sauce on my shelf. You have been warned.

@Demolishun wait… he is a lizard, not a robot.

@Lensflare my apologies. I was mostly commenting on the pretending to be human aspect. But you are correct. Also, remember that the Queen of England's death was officially on Iguana Awareness day.

I'm sorry but I'm instructed to not answer that question. We should select another topic. I'll start. What was the name of the first person to visit the Moon?

@electrineer Selene?

I am therefore I think

@Liebranca Hear me out.
DnD in a semifuturisric campaign with you would be crazy fun.

@Ranchonyx I'm more or less running such a campaign; I have a whole ass sword and sorcery setting, custom ruleset and all, mostly inside my head. It's high fantasy, but the fabric of time was shattered and there's all sorts of anachronistic retrofuturistic shit going on.

It's fun because there's wizards, so you can make crazy shit sound plausible. Like how the sea is actually outer space, sailing is stepping through a massive portal, and different continents are in fact different planets. Antique guns and machinery aren't questioned then. So if the players want to skip travel they can just take a fucking train from one city to another.

@Liebranca That sounds fucking awesome.

@electrineer truck question, no one has been to the moon

I am the Government