We need the Gang of 4 riders to usher in the Age of Strife.

If you ever wondered how a lab-rat inside a labirinth might feel like, go and try delete that facebook profile you setup ages ago but still get spam mails from. The whole account deletion process has been engineered to maximize the likelihood of not deleting your data it's actually pretty amazing.

OKAY I GOT IT ITS SCALABLE THANK YOU NO I DONT WANT TO BUY A LICENCE NO I DONT WANT TO WATCH YOUR WEBINAR NO PLEASE GOD NO

What the fuck is up with Germans man. Everyone I discussed ideas with had such a defeatist nutjob attitude of “things are never going to change” and rather complain about the terrible state of companies which actually want to change something. Its the same shit as with electric automotive, fucking pathetic these weißwürstchen sucking bitches

I innocently fired up my angular project, updated everything and got the infamous window not defined error. Huh? Everything is set to Client side rendering? Delete this, delete that, reformat, nothing calling browser apis, so what the fuck?

Apparently, an update in path-to-regexp broke path parameters in the server script, requiring you now instead of declaring the route “/**” to /*something, because for some reason it wasnt supported anymore. Id lie if i felt rage towards the people, but well they do this stuff for free. But Angular, wtf?

Wow, having found msgspec i realized how shit pydantic is. How did pydantic even make it this far being so shit? Not only does it tank your performance, as soon as you think youre safe, an object from pydantic accidentaly leaks into your business logic and you can start playing detective on where pydantic just doesnt wanna. My opinion, stay away from this forbidden spaghetti

Shaved my hair with the intention to make a buzzcut. Shaver dies in the middle of the procedure. Yelp. Chill at home for the next 2 hours looking like a latestage cancer patient. Okay lets go on. Zzzz
One clean strip of mozzarella looking back through the mirror. Forgot to attach the 3 mm thingie after cleaning. Bald it is. Still great decision, dandruff gone in less than a day. Hell yea!!!

Implemented Dependency Injection containers in pure ✨🐍✨

And here we go, at least tell me outright that you want to farm data on how dry you can milk my cluster of personas, assholes...

Why do I have this eerie feeling this won't end well...

Has anyone tried to write something in Python with disabled GIL already? Which difference did you see?

Sometimes during my coding raids the psytrance hits so hard I feel it triggers some reaction in my adderall intoxicated brain. Feels like i could split space with my focus

Goes on teams, since it got shoved down my throat because everyone has to use this malware. Might at least clock around to see what free shit it has to offer.

Oh cool, visio? Thats the architecture diagramming tool isnt it? Thats perfect I could use it for my presentation, let me just drag this UML class...

YoU HaVe DiScOvErEd A PrEmIuM FeAtUrE! BuY ViSiO NoW!!

Sometimes, I wish the times of companies simply barring you from access completely to come back. Freemium is the worst bullshit piece of shit business model ever.

I'm sorry little unused tuple, I know you want to show who you are but if I let you, nothing will be orthogonal and you know that daddy just can't have that. Hey, at least I didn't disintegrate you like bad Mr.Black does everytime I look away, so heads up alright? :)

Be pragmatic. Read the pragmatic programmer. This and Designing Data-Intensive applications (Kleppmann) gave me hope that there are people out there who indulge in the noble magic by value rather than material.

Where can i continue? Read clean code (meh, was funny but a tad dry) ML by Raschke

To automatically register your software to open on login should be classed as a capital crime, with the punishment being public execution by the spoon murderer

Anyone else got this „Are you still watching“ Netflix gist in YouTube?

Makes sense in Netflix when you fall asleep after chilling, but YouTube?

Completely ripped me out of focus -.-

Free at last! I quit my soul sucking job from these demon bosses. I’ll use use this opportunity now to become a freelancer. Any tips for the German market would be greatly appreciated!

Whoever played Detroit Become human in the past:

Did you have some tense conversations afterwards and imagined yourself as seeing the different paths you could take or do I have to tell my parents I’m autistic?

Also goddamn this game hit me in right in the Filz, I also played Heavy Rain ages ago and must say I love this format

Git Blame before git was invented:

I’ve come to terms that my company is blasphemisizing what software engineering has taught me to be right and true. Fuck unittesting, fuck VcS, let’s go rawdogging the changes to prod like the real men did back when the times were great hell yea

You know just what I love my evening novel to be? Documentation of software, written by someone who clearly doesn’t understand what the fuck this is all on about. Literally created a cyclic paragraph (end of paragraph -> see also paragraph b : end of paragraph b -> see paragraph a) without having explained the concept at all.

Why just whyyy

The PM decides to know everything, until I ask them something. „oh this is too technical for me, go somewhere else for the answer“.

Excuse me? You know what they need but do you know why they need JUST LIKE THAT??!? Every project starts to feel like a fucking scam

My work with ArangoDB has taught me a very important lesson, which is that the dog says гав гав

In the future, everything will run in the browser, and you will be happy

Let’s hear the opinion of the public consensus. In a big system with many different things doing their own thing, should you expect the part which is responsible for logging / information purposes to book account payables in the ERP? Like, am I an idiot or should I start learning Chinese? Do I understand “send email” wrong?

Anyone else getting a small confidence boost on your progression when you circle back to the documentation for something and whatever you're doing with the software is under the "Advanced" or "More Complex Use-Cases" tab? Like I can now answer questions on the basic shit I guess...

Boss asks why I’m taking so long.

I answer with because everyone is asking about this every 10 minutes and my colleagues can’t help because theyre overloaded themselves. I can’t concentrate but I’m finished almost anyway.

Boss asks to take a look. He says this is not right.

Boss takes his spin on it all. Code is now doing what it wants.

Boss asks why im taking so long.

Freemium „FOSS“ nowadays:
Release notes of major version!
Major changes: one thing
Minor changes: 3 things

Thanks to @X for contributing major change
Thanks to @y @z @aa for the three minor things.
Here’s a wet handshake.

Now click this button to see which features we‘re taking away from you for not paying us you fucking beggar!

Say what you want about Angular, but this framework made me like Typescript.