Someone wet the bed haha

That looks like a mask the people in the fools shund from where im from wear during carneval.

I have silently declared that as soon as I see 3 different Learn more links in the span of 10 minutes while navigating around the software, it must be a Microsoft level piece of shit and uninstall

This looks like the foyer to the room with the black leather couch

@jestdotty well, depends on the person. Then switched to Asana and they do exactly this shit with confetti. Why does it all have to be that way?

@Lensflare now imagine that and 3 toddlers in your brain who constantly want to show you something.

Its pretty bad for people with ADHD actually. The constant pop-ups telling you what new cool slop they added makes it super hard to work. Im hopelessly waiting for a time we go back to pure Shell OS’s

Yay religion, the dark ages have arrived

@adiStrasser thats cool thanks for the tip.

@Lensflare True. Just watched the Developer Vent for Angular 20. Goddamn like how does noone tell them to not be so pathologically positive? Like im some sort of shill saying “hell yeah, the features I LOVE now became even BETTER. Gotta go to my friends and criticise them for using React”

Although this is yet another exhibit of Apple’s pathetic way of making themselves look innovative by copying others, im very intrigued by it.

But listening to the guy who announced it was painful as fuck. Made it seem like something you’ be d be jerking off to.

“Nnnh truly delightfulllLl” 🤤

Why not just do it like microcuck. Let the customers test your unfinished products, and ask them for feedback after grinding them through their UX rape house.

I love to use the Sokrates approach on people like that so they can find the damage themselves 🤘🏼

@retoor then lets say, so many goto statemenrs that its logic , let alone proper function becomes unprovable

Mine would be GOTO statements.

Hmm, I don’t know what you what y…. 🤢🤮🤮🤮

@SidTheITGuy even going near a machine running that would make me put on a facemask

All the while people who dont understand AI look at developers thinking they should be done already with the button.

@jestdotty what i meant is that it wont be like that forever. With enough research, we’ll have a new form of cars which are much more sustainable than the dieselpisser.

@tosensei a kraut wanted to instruct me on the proper consumption of the weißwurst. He literally started sucking it like a dick. Never touched a weißwurst again ever.

@antigermgerm sorry to read that bro. If it gives you hope, me and friends fight against exactly that. In my informed opinion it boils down to orchestrated manipulation of whole societies by russia, since i saw a strong correlation between media competency and voting the right winged scum. Can you imagine the nazis now ask for the committee of censorship, for lack of a better word.

@jestdotty when petrol cars were new, you had to pour lead into the tank. The energy efficient petrol cars had and still have a long rattail of environmental problems. Now what i mean by that is surely today the electric vehicles arent mich better for the environment due to the batteries. German automotive again played kekswichsen with their friends all the while the chinese and especially tesla disrupted the whole market. Even when they increased in numbers (China), Volkswagen and friends used the hard work of people long dead to say “nein zey wont beat ze german Krautwagon hahaha mmhjaaa”. And just when the accountant tells them that theres no money left for their kekse, they woke up. Germany has lost their image of being the technological leader in the most impactful industry for germany.

When will we realize that the inly thing keeping us from watching microsoft get beheaded is organization.

@tosensei and yea youre right. The audacity

@tosensei maybe theres some ostream in all of us?

@jestdotty The boomer cucks sitting in the boards missed every opportunity to R&D into e-automotive thinking they can play kekswichsen with their friends, firing everyone who tried telling them about it. Now look at VW, gambling their whole liquidity into electro electronic whatever cars. Imagine this guy sits infront of the whole company and happily says they made 1 bio € in revenue a year after. Im telling you the same shit is happening now just with software. This shit is giving me witch-hunting level rage

Nothing beats a trained midriff.

@retoor goddamnit ive been bamboozled

Leave immediately.To shield your psyche from the bullshit going on at your job, quit in your mind and make your efforts go towards another job. trust me, I have seen some shit aswell, but thought it’ll get better. It didnt . But you probably knew all that already, you just needed confirmation didnt you?

@antigermgerm animations can do a lot for UX if done right in my opinion. What I cant stand is the default border radius of material design. It makes the page look like its trying to look like the nickelodeon logo