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AboutGerman Software developer needing an outlet for my unquenchable rage
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Skillspython, java, angular, googling, docker, zookeeping (specialized on apes)
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@jestdotty you know, the first person who showed me this scene (hilarious btw, thank you), was my english teacher in 8th grade. She didnt seem like the psychedelic bunch tho
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@ScriptCoded what i'd give to never have to hear the sound of someone calling in teams ever sgain
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Should i be worried is what i wanted to ask
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@Demolishun mut've been AI generated
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@Demolishun Where can i buy that i need this so bad
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I popped the panic attack cherry. Shawshank Redemption helped me turn it around
(Holding your breath, I think it was in that movie).
Long story short, gulags still exist in Germany. Acting under a legal banner.
Aside from that, I cant wait to meet my family again. Apart from the support she gives me, my mum makes the absolute best salmon steaks 🥹 -
@antigermanist lol
whats the matter with winapi? I love making my life difficult -
If your shit smells as bad as you recounted, you could take your shit in the snow. it'll freeze and therefore stop smelling faster. One-up, you wont even need toilet paper to bring it back inside :^}
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@antigermanist nah thats way too barbaric. I fancy more the concept of simply breeding out the traits that form the need of humans to create hierarchies
@kanyewest because its a scam, every company is a ponzi scheme with extra steps. -
i like to converse with my fellow kettle in the slaughterhouse. Good guys, make me feel understood.
Jokes aside, theres no middleground for the type of people who believe they can drench societies like kettle. -
@jestdotty the ring to rule them all is the circle of fifths. or fives. find a scale which expresses what you want to express, and just go at it yooo
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@retoor i did mate in a room yes hahs
but i originally wanted to write that it wasnt worth it because she was a mental dropout -
So which meal is your favorite to eat on the toilet?
Think it through real good bro, I went for a roommate once and it was definitely worth the sex -
qubits that forget to just wave alittle
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@12bitfloat goddamnit, couldnt you have come earlier, just added Swift to my cv now i gotta edit it again 😂
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oh yea black removes the brackets and puts one whitespace between commas and underwcores, literally looked like that poor tuple got squashed
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@kiki i just wanted to sound smart by writing orthogonal. If i underdtood it right, its the concept of identifying axiomatic building blocks in your logic and extract them into a separate function. So you can test better and changing ine aspect informs about any other which you'd have to make, if there are any.
If you refer to the unused tuple, the undeescores indicate that the variable is not used, so the IDE wont complain and everything stays colorful -
thats why i love the Black formatter. No thought spent anymore on formatting. At first I was skeptical due to the formatter probably messing with the syntax. Turns out its really good
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@Lensflare It' Python. Probably because of the Rainbow Brackets plugin and font it looks like Swift. Makes coding much more like art
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Damn you whipped out the gourmet salameh huh
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@jestdotty had an interview with a small software boutique and when they said the first thing they do in the interview process is a logic tickle haha
it was the 100 blue gnomes (forgot the names) lightbulb problem where gargamehl will kill all 100 blue gnomes with a pumpgun if you do somethiung wrong. I took them pretty off guard when i started with the flow of thought of a pumpgun not nearly containing enough ammo to shoot all 100, that they probably should devise a plan where all of the gnomes are out of the cell. At the right time they all run, surely Gargamehl will be able to kill some, but some will live to tell the tale. And of course the fine print constraints came raining in. of course i thought about one of them being the carry over, but it would take ages!!! -
@AceDev oh yea you need it to finish updating. and make sure to restart your pc afterwardss, so we can begin bithering you anew once we managed to boot up in time.
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@retoor came back here for the third time and just now got the joke😂😂😂
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@retoor oh and no, i did do it remote and wanted to first inplement it myself for the challenge, and ended up copying a one-liner solution for it, which also solved the problem in O(1) so they probably thought i was the shit. at least i felt that way
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@retoor No but either people with a high macchiavellian score are attracted to BS jobs like these or the profession molds their character. I saw such a pattern multiple times already but i could never find a definitive answer
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@retoor the compiler shuts down before computing the solution. then HR comes to you and tells you how dimb uou are
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@ars1 they got fooled by google. they started all this
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maybe codewars would be something for you? the site gamifies this whole stuff as you being in a dojo, and you get kyu in a technique(language).
when you solved the problem, you can eventually make yourself feel completely dense by seeing what the top voted solution is.
i was there and did some python exercises. mate did i feel stupid after looking at the one liners after having written 30+ myself -
@retoor hahaha well of course, depends on who give the order to build the STAHLBETON HOCHAUS BAUAUFTRAG to. Is it HEINRICH KRAUSL STAHLBETON HOCHHAUS MEISTERBAUWERKER GESELLSCHAFT or the next js bro youtuber with unnaturally covered hair?
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@Liebranca the w has a little anker as a hat hahaah