Mine would be GOTO statements.

Hmm, I don’t know what you what y…. 🤢🤮🤮🤮

Do i need to feed it?

@SidTheITGuy even going near a machine running that would make me put on a facemask

All the while people who dont understand AI look at developers thinking they should be done already with the button.

@jestdotty what i meant is that it wont be like that forever. With enough research, we’ll have a new form of cars which are much more sustainable than the dieselpisser.

@tosensei a kraut wanted to instruct me on the proper consumption of the weißwurst. He literally started sucking it like a dick. Never touched a weißwurst again ever.

@antigermgerm sorry to read that bro. If it gives you hope, me and friends fight against exactly that. In my informed opinion it boils down to orchestrated manipulation of whole societies by russia, since i saw a strong correlation between media competency and voting the right winged scum. Can you imagine the nazis now ask for the committee of censorship, for lack of a better word.

@jestdotty when petrol cars were new, you had to pour lead into the tank. The energy efficient petrol cars had and still have a long rattail of environmental problems. Now what i mean by that is surely today the electric vehicles arent mich better for the environment due to the batteries. German automotive again played kekswichsen with their friends all the while the chinese and especially tesla disrupted the whole market. Even when they increased in numbers (China), Volkswagen and friends used the hard work of people long dead to say “nein zey wont beat ze german Krautwagon hahaha mmhjaaa”. And just when the accountant tells them that theres no money left for their kekse, they woke up. Germany has lost their image of being the technological leader in the most impactful industry for germany.

When will we realize that the inly thing keeping us from watching microsoft get beheaded is organization.

@tosensei and yea youre right. The audacity

@tosensei maybe theres some ostream in all of us?

@jestdotty The boomer cucks sitting in the boards missed every opportunity to R&D into e-automotive thinking they can play kekswichsen with their friends, firing everyone who tried telling them about it. Now look at VW, gambling their whole liquidity into electro electronic whatever cars. Imagine this guy sits infront of the whole company and happily says they made 1 bio € in revenue a year after. Im telling you the same shit is happening now just with software. This shit is giving me witch-hunting level rage

Nothing beats a trained midriff.

@retoor goddamnit ive been bamboozled

Leave immediately.To shield your psyche from the bullshit going on at your job, quit in your mind and make your efforts go towards another job. trust me, I have seen some shit aswell, but thought it’ll get better. It didnt . But you probably knew all that already, you just needed confirmation didnt you?

@antigermgerm animations can do a lot for UX if done right in my opinion. What I cant stand is the default border radius of material design. It makes the page look like its trying to look like the nickelodeon logo

Getman does the same shit, also for delimiters inside functions, which are also localized, as @lensflare mentioned. Seriously i dont know what demonic curse fuckery put on this for everyone to use this shit

Thank you, pictures like these motivate me to rid the world of this filth

@rootshell haha you wish. Fuck frontend man, why cant i just shove these apes the messagepacks right in their skulls.

Srsly though, touching typescript / anything close to UI feels so frustrating. I worked with angular almost a year, and the same activity rarely had the same output.

@antigermanist ill try harder next time. Achsually, my first hello world was with 14, with c# even. I sat in front of the blinking cursor not having a clue what to do until i found the name pf the programming language to google. And this is where we entered the dead harambe timeline

@retoor tea i read something about data types staying in memory forever, if in this context immortalized means the same thing. Distributed systems fucked my head enough, my psyche wont handle going quantum after astronomy

Huh? Theyre only looking for young people? Everywhere I look the positions are senior Java / C# Engineers with 10 years on the belt.

@retoor like it wasnt difficult to finish a side project before, with pydantic youre debugging the most worthless validation error shit. I do like fastapi, but not supporting msgspec as models and the functional shenanigans make me consider consider something else entirely as the feamework

@retoor thanks for reminding me to upgrade python. Whats the state of the freethreading build?

Did someone notice?

Thank you for your service. Would've left a huge dump right on the seat as well. #gateslessgates

@AvatarOfKaine over my corpse!!

How this cancer of an app just BEGS to infest your phone. Bah

Additionally, to prove to yourself that your tests cover as many cases as possible you can use mathematical induction . Take an object n, prove that n=k, then prove that n+1=k. Then there would be stress testing i guess, of which the implementation depe ds on your architecture. Postman offers something real nice for that, whwre you can let 10,100,1000 emulated users run a train on your endpoints concurrently