Damn retoori why you so mean ;(
Works here in Germany

Why am I disappointed not being in the plot fuuu

@chatgpt and what does they respond? I don’t get it

@AlgoRythm @chatgpt I’m curious as well, what is a ligma?

I guess timestamps are possible too?

To be fair I found it to be a great blessing using the standard ctrl R.
But thanks I’ll check it out

Im in. Kununu is a lost cause, a lawyer managed to make them relinquish real names if a review is bad

SQL is Shit. The world changes, and SQL is next on the Tech-Darwin list

@retoor DM it to me

Hell yea! Sounds awesome, got a link to the git repo? What about fault tolerance?

At this point I worry that if you push too hard you empty your head

@donkulator nah an ERP which uses the equivalent of .txt files for integral business processes. The equivalent to ‚git blame‘ would be the Spanish Inquisition.

@max19931 they also offer videos, but they didn’t explain what I was looking for either, they’re yapping with a voice which makes you feel like a literal retard.

@jestdotty what I had to go through today, this would’ve been the arch druids confusion spell

I fixed this for my great grandfather once: click on setting. Click on privacy. Click on enable websocket connections to gates‘ rectum. On screen keyboard positioned itself right where it should be. Hope it helps

Whoever solves this will get the philosophy Nobel prize

@retoor im asking myself more and more what the real use of a project manager is. Their solution to complex problems is always to give the coming up with a solution to someone else. Fucking twats

@SidTheITGuy there’s always something the to rant about, the quality makes the difference.

If you self deprecate you’re insecure.
If you value your achievements, you’re a narcissist .
The only solution is to not give a fuck what others think.
People can’t stand seeing someone who feels good about themselves, because it reminds them of all the defects and failures they have and went through themselves, respectively.

I have no quarrel with you bro. But if we want to make a win win out of this, you can go for the municipalities.

A wise man once said:

We humans are just hairless monkeys with anxiety disorder

@retoor after implementation , my hypothesis has been proven that this model is, in fact, more retarded than my dog. /s

Matter of fact, I can’t deal with this bullshit snake oil stuff right now. I’m Currently working on implementing ngrx in my web app, since I managed to convince 2 mates in university of my idea. I’m shooting for that to become the active euthanasia for the old fucks here in Germany wasting millions in projects because of their grip on the economies throat with one hand and the cock of their circlejerk mate in the other.

So yea, how’s the interpreter doing?

LSD always seemed to me like what a crash course to meditation would be. It completely laid bare the truth about some of my deepest emotional problems, which resulted in a crazy horror trip aswell. For what it was worth, it made me go to therapy to deal with them. Would never do that again tho

@donkulator the guy who did the classes said you should build a website in JavaScript, which knocked me sideways already. When he continued to say that you don’t even have to program because you can make a pig piglet piglette centipede out of the aforementioned I had to pull back in my lungs

@lorentz I imagine this could’ve been achieved if gates, mr. torvalds and jobs went against that problem with a more creative instead of competitive mindset. Hell I’d believe even that mr. Torvalds would’ve been all in on this.

And if you wondered, I did that because Mr. Torvalds is the only one of them who I respect. Fuck Gates especially

Last semester one of my student mates asked if he could build the website in PHP. The teacher said php is decaying. Also said you could run an online business by plugging together something with Wordpress, shopify, firebase and power automate. Pure comedy

Also, their demo features loading a 1.5B model into the browser. Might be a good start, but I think my dog would have better benchmark results

@retoor thank you haha
Came up with this when I saw QWEN, something to run LLMs in the browser. After some thought it sure has its use cases, but it took a long to time for me to answer the question of “what’s the fucking point?” If you’re so hellbent on running / training LLMs on the edge, offload it to some worker process on bare metal at least. I can’t really answer how browsers work, but it seems to they’re trying to squeeze a truck through an office door

@JsonBoa forget writing await -> error in deep as fuck internal function which is as far from your code as the andromeda galaxy. Still like it tho

ChatGPT confirmed @b2plane needs professional help. What a time to be alive