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Javascript may not be the sexiest language of all. It's not the easiest. It is deeply flawed. But you know what it have? Street cred. Javascript is the language of the everyday man who wondered what the "view source" button was doing, not some elitist comp-sci student or the wook foot-goo eater who last had sex with the prostitute his uncle paid him for his 30th birthday.

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    The later doing C++
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    You know that V8 is written in C++ right?

    Who is your daddy now?
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    @Demolishun my dadds a sex offender
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    JS is the language of the people in other words. it's unsexy, downright messy, but it's a tool that gets the job done
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    @Demolishun anyway V8 isn't that good, i never understood people drinking tomatoes juice
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    @Demolishun Most popular browsers, ie the ones you'd check compatibility for, are themselves written mainly in C or C++, with Rust wanting to join the chat.

    And we can take it a step further, as more or less the same can be said for most essential programs and libraries, not to mention network card drivers, or all drivers really, and then the mother of all buttloads that is the fucking kernel. This holds true for virtually any OS you may be running.

    In essence, the vague and elusive everyman doesn't even get to exist without the digital dictators he apparently resents, while the inverse couldn't be farther from the truth. But rather than learning humility, he chose to bite the hand that feeds and will therefore be righteously bitch-slapped with measureless vigour; a tale as old as time.
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    @Liebranca yeah, but the battle is the fun part.
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    @Liebranca yeah lmao these idiots CPU makers using asm instead of javascript. What a bunch of retards lmao
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