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jestdotty
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what does your manager get impressed by, care about? if you were to flex what sorts of things would you flex to them?

is there someone that makes decisions over your life that isn't necessarily the manager, and what would they be impressed by or care about if one were to flex it in front of them?

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  • 3
    4h
    Remembering to lock the bathroom door would be a flex for some people. I have almost seen a managers dick twice because of this. Also got to see sales shitting on the toilet as well. Luckily I didn't seem more than leg.
  • 1
    4h
    My manager cares that it works and doesn't crash.
  • 2
    4h
    How fast I can get something out the door
  • 3
    4h
    Manager: stuff that he knows external consultants would have charged 5x as much for and fucked it up.

    Wife: to be honest if I flexed it in front of her she would probably just shake her head tell me to put it away.
  • 1
    4h
    They care about soft skills like ticket management well done, in the right status etc. Look sharp by preparing standup to a few good lines. No ehm.. I don't remember what I've did-shit
  • 1
    4h
    @spoiledgoods exactly. Flex flex flex

    Edit: you deleted your comment
  • 1
    4h
    @donkulator I once said something like: "penis, in you, now..." My wife's expression changed, she said something submissive, and marched me into the bedroom. I was like, "You can do that?!" to myself.
  • 2
    4h
    @Demolishun ever caught by your kids while having happy time? I once got hammered and step kid walked in. Just asked something and just turned around and walked away. No idea what was going and just didn't care. So freaking innocent. It's beautiful
  • 0
    4h
    @jestdotty / @Demolishun check this, freaking amazing, sound required: https://9gag.com/gag/a34RLEQ/...
  • 2
    4h
    @retoor yeah cause I don't want to dox myself haha
  • 0
    3h
    @spoiledgoods I've read it. I know everything now
  • 0
    3h
    He got impressed by my ability to miss deadline and not be audible during calls.
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