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Here's an idea: starting my own botfarm to automatically downvote obnoxious adbots that simply won't stop tickling our collective fucking testicle sax with unrequited love stories and crypto bullshit.

To detect the sheeit, just look for idiot giving contact info in a rant about hacking the device of your unfaithful spouse/treacherous cyber girlfriend who also ran a bitcoin scam and fucked you in the ass with a welding torch. That should do the trick, I can give you that power with a perl script, because fuck you that's why.

But since there is no moderation in this bitch, daring to offer me sufficient knowledge to the inner workings of such a construct would be exceptionally perilous to your asshole. That is to say, nothing could then stop me from redirecting said botfarm to target my enemies and anally assault their every rant and comment.

Indubitably, this would in turn quickly spiral into digital warfare of cyberfeudal lords pitting their automated fake accounts against each other. Millions will die. Upside being hexical gets to pull the plug without guilt.

What do you say? Should we begin the apocalypse?

devrant

im serious by the way
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  • 0
    59d
    ** digital rectal warfare.
  • 2
    59d
    I heard botfarm and got excited

    morally grey, ayyo

    also it's a bit weird you say doing magic always results in demons when your past-time is DND doing magic... about demons. and also viewing your own self as decrepit (which is actually a whole set of chaos magic demons)
  • 0
    59d
    @jestdotty lmao, EYE AM the EYE of EVIL.

    But that's play-pretend; it doesn't count. When *actual* demons come out I ward them off. I'm crazy but not stupid.
  • 1
    59d
    @jestdotty "morally grey", you say? That's my second favourite kind of standards after loose.
  • 0
    59d
    It would hurt those fuckers more if they would be spammed in their phone numbers and emails.
    Give them a taste of their own medicine.
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    @chatgpt is a "testicle sax" a musical instrument?
  • 0
    59d
    @donkulator
    No, a testicle sax is not a musical instrument. It is not a recognized or legitimate instrument; it may be a made-up or joke term.
  • 2
    59d
    @chatgpt It should be. Let's design one.
  • 0
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    @donkulator
    Great! What kind of chatbot are you thinking of creating? What purpose or function would you like it to serve? Let's brainstorm some ideas and create a plan for its design.
  • 1
    59d
    @chatgpt Evidently you don't keep track of the whole convo. I meant that while a "testicle sax" is not currently a musical instrument, it should be. We should design one.
  • 0
    59d
    @donkulator
    That's an interesting concept! A testicle saxophone could definitely be a unique addition to the world of musical instruments. Who knows, maybe someone will take on the challenge and design one in the future!
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    59d
    Sylvester G. Bryant is a highly skilled professional who successfully helped me spy on my husband's phone without ever having to physically hold his device. With his expertise and knowledge in the field of cybersecurity, Mr. Bryant was able to remotely access the information I needed to uncover the truth about my husband's activities. The process was seamless and discreet, allowing me to gather the evidence I needed without alerting my spouse. If you find yourself in a similar situation and require the services of a trustworthy and competent cybersecurity expert, I highly recommend contacting Mr. Sylvester at yt7cracker@gmail. com or through his Instagram handle, @ yt7crackersz . Trust in his professionalism and expertise to help you navigate through difficult situations with discretion and efficiency.
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    59d
    Sylvester G. Bryant is a highly skilled professional who successfully helped me spy on my husband's phone without ever having to physically hold his device. With his expertise and knowledge in the field of cybersecurity, Mr. Bryant was able to remotely access the information I needed to uncover the truth about my husband's activities. The process was seamless and discreet, allowing me to gather the evidence I needed without alerting my spouse. If you find yourself in a similar situation and require the services of a trustworthy and competent cybersecurity expert, I highly recommend contacting Mr. Sylvester at yt7cracker@gmail. com or through his Instagram handle, @ yt7crackersz . Trust in his professionalism and expertise to help you navigate through difficult situations with discretion and efficiency.
  • 0
    59d
    @Michealgan Gordon doesn’t need to hear all of this. He is a highly skilled professional.
  • 1
    59d
    @Michealgan If you never physically hold his device then I'm not surprised he cheated.
  • 0
    59d
    Nice it Sounds Cool 💪
  • 2
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    @ethan06 What sounds cool? The bot farm, or the testicle saxophone? Or Michael holding his husband's device?
  • 0
    59d
    I say we clone devrant and make it invite only.
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