What is your biggest fear? I'm very scared of cows. Look at them murdery eyes.

They tend to have a lovely temperament, particularly if they're kept as pets / sanctuary animals and not farmed.
I'd be pissed too if I was force impregnated constantly for milk production while my offspring are annually taken from me for meat production 🥺

They're very cuddly apparently

And fluffy when shampooed!

Apparently they have regional accents too. A french cow will sound different from a Spanish one apparently

@MammaNeedHummus one day a whole herd charged me and I had a near death experience.

I saw the light I'm telling you. Good thing god sent me back and ordered me to run and scream "HELP MEEEEEE" like a wuss.

@MammaNeedHummus In my defense I was very drunk.

If they ever figure out what the deal is, we're properly fucked.

It's one of those "low probability, high impact" scenarios the blokes in suits like to talk about.

@donkulator remember chicken run?

Isn't that a moo-se?

@jestdotty I believe that's called parasitism and not symbiosis in this case

@jestdotty there are definitely wild horses. Who else will come to take me away?

@MammaNeedHummus I actually think that farmer cows are happy actually. They do not even attempts to escape.

@antigerm22 cows prefer to flight instead of attack. There must be something very upsetting about you to even make a cow attack

@donkulator we won't they will just flight. THey rarely attack

@jestdotty wild cows exist in mountains of austria at least. I've seen them and they're just nice and relaxed too

@demolishun Omg, that's the daddiest of them all

@retoor maybe there was a bull idk i ran away didnt have time to watch his pp

@antigermanist Apparently it's a metre long and can be used as a weapon.

@antigermanist you don't have to watch it, only feel it

@jestdotty Right?

I mean come on just let those tiny shit dog go extinct already it's breaking my heart to see they cant even fucking breathe. Just get a cat already

they kill more than sharks per year, apparently