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@Lensflare thanks. Its like retirement from dating life, I can't wait not to be harassed by girls everytime I go outside. A peaceful cabin is all I aspire too now.
Next step: retire for real. -
@antigermgerm A peaceful cabin in the woods without internet access, I hope :)
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@Lensflare of course not.
Dont be afraid Honigmäulchen I'm never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. -
@antigermgerm that's what I feared
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@tosensei why? I'm not dead yet
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@antigermgerm that's why.
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@tosensei why? Can you explain it again I did not understand
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@antigermgerm i know you don't understand. but i'm afraid it's impossible to simplify it enough for you.
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@Demolishun im sure I can brainwash her into my car hating green khmer cult.
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@tosensei really, I am that dumb you cannot explain things to me? :(
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@jestdotty that's the danger, if I'm too well-dressed I have dozens of groopies in front of my door screaming my name.
Guess i'll just get fat and bitter like @tosensei -
@antigermgerm you got that wrong. You don‘t brainwash your wife. Your wife brainwashes you.
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@Lensflare your brain is dirty as fuck bro you have some brown gunk stuck in there between the lobes. Go clean it
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@antigermgerm you can't possible be brainwashed.
you can't put a shine on a turd that doesn't exist. -
@tosensei your mum did it though
So looks like Im getting married
joke/meme