I wana tell my coworker how fucking sexy she looks and that I want to clap em cheeks. But im afraid it may destroy our friendly relationship.

can you take no for an answer?

after that it is determined if she thinks people can take no for an answer

Instead of starting with this:

"how fucking sexy she looks and that I want to clap em cheeks"

How about?:

"Hi, wanna get a coffee sometime?"

Do *not* engage romantically with a coworker.

9/10 times this ends badly. Don't shit where you eat no matter how nice she is. Trust me bro, look elsewhere.

@Hazarth he didn't say anything romantic he said he wanted to bang her.

It's a nice team building exercise.

@Demolishun "hey, wanna do friendly anal in the furniture room? (wink wink)"

@antigermgerm To be fair, that is kind of a good way. And you ask for consent.

At a gym, I did hear other stuff. (I will not tell what ethnicity these guys were...) But they have seen a nice young girl and the only thing they said was : "damn I don't mind to rape that".... Wtf is wrong with people if the first thing you think of when you see a woman is to rape her... Only for that the government should be able to record everything and castrate those who think like that.

@Grumm When I hear of people like that, I always wish I had a basement, burying people out in an empty field is getting too risky these days.

@Grumm I agree. Rape is bad. Anal relationship should be mutual. It's called mutuanality

@antigermgerm If you weren't funny, and I had a basement, it would be overcrowded. lol

@Hazarth get her fired and help her find a job somewhere else. Modern problems require modern solutions.

@Demolishun from my experience It's the guy that ultimately leaves the work after a failed attempt.

@Demolishun I used to arrive at work and get hit on all night, sometimes aggressively, it becomes annoying, but then I remember to be nice. Stalkers are just overly obsessive friends. lol

@bazmd had that issue with some blonde chick. She knew I was married but kept trying to flirt. She came up to me and smacked me in the side. I doubled over while clutching my side while saying, "Oh...my colostomy bag..." She never talked to me or interacted with me ever again.

@Demolishun her loss buddy you're very handsum

@Demolishun I couldn't do that on someone, they would see right through me. But that's brilliant thinking haha.

@Grumm seems fine

dudes are too pussy anyway

actually I got raped once (or a few times cuz he was that sad) but it was really pathetic. I dumped the guy for it. it's one thing to not care about my consent but it's weird if you won't even discuss it. actually it was more that he left me to die on his bathroom floor, but the rape thing was just sad. I clearly liked him and we were going out, so why would you rape somebody who would've consented? =-=

and then he followed me around so I told people I didn't want him around cuz he raped me and that actually went very badly and I lost faith in humanity

@Hazarth in my case when a coworker was casing me I had left. granted not because of him at least I think not

he basically started treating me badly after he got a girlfriend, despite us being "close" before (I guess not), and I wouldn't put it past him to have told all the executives he talked to on the regular that I was worthless and that maybe resulted in the conditions that made me leave, since when I talked to another co-worker that's apparently what he was doing to the other guy

@Hazarth lol, im with you bro

@jestdotty I know a guy that literally got obsessed with a coworker of his, stalking her on social media and got in contact with her, tried to ask her out and got rejected, and since then he was unable to work with her being even in the same building. He would tell me how stressed and sad he felt whenever he seen her around, he would get depressed, still stalking on FB, talking about how she Talks to other coworkers but not him... Just overall gor very bitter about the whole Situation. But he was also convinced he couldnt leave the job cause he though he wouldnt find another well paid job easily ( he was on a decently high engineering position, cause he's actually really good at what he does, though imo underpaid at his then position) took me months to convince him that he created a toxic environment for himself there and he should just find a new and better place. He did and he is better paid now and put that girl finally behind him.. but yeesh.. I warned...

@jestdotty So sad to hear that. Men should always respect others...

@Hazarth raaaghhh!

good on you for convincing him!