Sid the IT guy: so change of plans: I probably can’t fly to East India this spring to fight you since I’m in college, shitty life circumstances, and I don’t have the funds, but I’m happy to reschedule the fight sometime in the future when I go to India. Potentially if you come to the US we could make it happen. I will also plan to be near Amritsar this spring if you wanted to make a trip out there…

How you doin' sir?!

Can we live stream it?

Sounds gay.

I'm in

Why dont u guys come to amsterdam instead?

We could grab a bong of that delicious buddha cheese and then have a whore for dinner. We could take her at the kapsalon and then take acid. It'll be the perfect night.

@Demolishun We make it an event. Build hype. Interview them, have them trash-talk each other. Maybe sell some T-Shirts. Then we peer-pressure Sid into streaming the fight on his channel.

Think about it. It's a win-win.

@Liebranca I forgot about this "thing" so long back holy shit.

So there's two people now who have given me a permanent rent-free place in their heads

@shovethisrant and that other moron @fullstackcircus

@SidTheITGuy I do think arranging a boxing match to try and fuck up an interwebz enemy is a bit much. The point of it seems to be literally beating the opponent over something dumb to prove your worth; a dick-measuring trial by combat, if you will.

However, I also think it's hilarious that people would actually do it. As in, thinking that it'd make them look good rather than moronic. Bonus points if the challenger is the one to drop like a sack of potatoes.

@Liebranca I won't fight people IRL. I had a fight in junior high. I remember the fight starting, nothing in between, and me sitting on the dudes chest getting ready to pound his head into the ground. The adrenaline hit and I went full berserk. If my friends had not stopped me I might have killed the kid. Do I regret beating the shit outa the kid? No. But he didn't deserve rage that could have killed him.

@SidTheITGuy you live for free in my head too u sexy bong

@Liebranca exactly. They should just post dick picks and let the crowd decide

@Demolishun That's what I am afraid of, as well. I've always gotten beaten up so I do have a thick skin, but I really don't know how hard I can hit when that adrenaline kicks in.

One wrong swing can either break a bone or leave someone dead.

@antigermanist I was about to say 'awww' but you made it awkward.

BREAKING: amidst rescheduling of the much anticipated devRant bowl, rising YouTube star SidTheITGuy confesses to premeditated manslaughter.

We reached out to shovethisupmine, for clarification on the many rumors that he is fearful for his life, but he refused to comment and assured us he is "def not chickening out".

@Demolishun imagine, getting beaten to dead a by a nerd. That's very long suffering 🤓😂