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Sanic69
6y

FOUR DAYS

Tomorrow will be the FOURTH FUCKING DAY spent trying to get this piece of shit iOS simulator to not crash the app.

I’VE TRIED EVERYTHING.

FUCK APPLE. FUCK XCODE. FUCK IOS😠😀😠😀😠😀😠😀😠😀

Steve Jobs was a twat, and the IPhone X garbage piece of technology

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  • 13
    maybe your... *cough* app is the problem
  • 5
    Whoah whoah whoah. You can say apple sucks but Steve Jobs hell naw man.
  • 1
    @calmyourtities

    I have the exact same code and mode modules, and settings, binary links in build phases as people who got it work. Same with two other people. But the Xcode simulator still doesn’t work for all three of us 😀😠😑😀😠😑😀😠😑
  • 3
    @Nanos
    Actual devices are better any day!
    Especially android development,
    First of all Android Studio takes 4GB RAM , then emulator takes around 2GB. So testing using device is Better.

    There is a nice emulator for android it's called Genymotion
  • 6
    @ThaOneDude Steve Jobs was an opportunist and a thief.

    A true hero died the same day as Mr. Jobs...his name...Dennis Ritchie. And no one cared. But everyone cried over Steve Jobs, despite the fact that all he did his whole life was take other people’s work and call it his.
  • 1
    Oh...also, it’s probably your code that’s to blame. Only newbies blame the IDE.
  • 0
    But but it's apple, just works /s
  • 1
    @deusprogrammer steve jobs was just an evil marketing brainwasher genius

    "good artists copy, great artists still" (s. Jobs) {stolen from Picasso}
  • 1
    Did you tried on a physical device? The simulator is shit.
  • 0
    @PreyK I haven’t tried that yet. I’m hoping it works
  • 0
    Apple is not the problem.

    The problem is the dumbfucks who buy their overpriced crap for no other reason than branding and status symbol.
    Because of stupid rich thots who buy iPhone X's eith their daddy's money I need to buy a mac for a ridicilous amount of money so I can develop apps for fagOS.
  • 0
    For as much as Steve Jobs was inspiring and changed the word, he had plenty of fuckups. The twats at NeXT were even more arrogant than Apple back then... and they brought that arrogance with them when Jobs came back. NeXTSTEP was a good idea but half baked and unfortunately remains that way with Xcode. Nothing worse than a great looking filet mignon that tastes like dog shit. In this case Job's let ego get in front of good judgement. Xcode and macOS are as bloated as bloated gets and this was not a problem with the OS or the dev tools Jobs/Apple created prior to Jobs/NeXT
  • 0
    @xcodesucks you mean xerox mouse, gui and copy and paste?
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