FUCK!!! Had my cordova app set up nicely in Phonegap build, and now something has updated in their platform (or the author of the broken plugin) which is breaking the whole compile!

Haha I can relate. I was rebuilding whole project already twice because of updates on cordova/phonegap. Fucking shit. Do you know google changed some things:
- August 2018: New apps required to target API level 26 (Android 8.0) or higher.
- November 2018: Updates to existing apps required to target API level 26 or higher.

Otherwise you will not be able to push new updates on google play. I dont know about you but I have 2 apps with phonegap supporting api 23 I think so fuck me again...