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uPlay is ramming me down the throat harder than what should be legal, I can barely breathe.
I'm trying to install Far Cry 5, I preordered it. But.. download is stuck on fucking 0B. That being 0 bytes.

I tried disabling all firewall/antivirus, clean Windows boot, restart, reinstall launcher, slam the table, like everything.

Why isn't the shit fucking doing its job? Anyone who got ideas for what I could try next?
I'm not gonna send a message to their support, I'd rather have sex with a hedgehog, where I'm the one being penetrated. Fuck me.

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    Sending a hedgehog your way!

    Is today the release? Could be servers bogged down
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    @steaksauce its a common uPlay issue, and its all games. I tried downloading Watchdogs as well, did not work either.

    I did follow their guides and forum threads to solve the issue, but didn't work..

    When will the hedgehog arrive?
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    @steaksauce Thanks ;)

    *prepares the bed*
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    The problem is that you have windows!

    *In nasal voice* Linux is far superior and comes with an extra dose of freedom!

    I'll see if I can find a hedgehog running around, if not will a porcupine be a good substitute? The look pretty similar.
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    @Schroedinbug yes, yes, and yes
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