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FUCK YOU EMOJIS! FUCK YOU AND YOUR EVER FUCKING GOD DAMN SPECIAL WAY OF BEING HANDLED.

Now that I have that part out...

I really fucking hate emoji at this time. Currently I'm working on one of my projects that has markdown support. One of the things I'm extendending the parser with is github style emoji (eg. :smile:) now this part works great. The problem however is getting that short code into a unicode char for HTML. And at the same time I have to take any unicode emoji inserted into the text box by phones and stuff and convert them into the shortcode (My database does support emoji but it's much nicer to store all emoji with the same standard)

All of this has taken 5 hours of research (needed a database of unicode -> short names) and several hours of converting the data from someone elses json into something I can use. (AKA Shrinking the damn file to only what I need) and now I've spent 5 more hours working on the actual code. And I still don't have it working properly.

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    @irene I could not find one, and I'm not paying for any apis or any shit like that.
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    @irene I work for a school and I can assure you they don't want to pay for 3rd party services, and even if the API had a free teir of say 1000 free calls a month this application would over shoot it by at 2K. In the end my time is much cheaper than a 3rd party service to the school.
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    @fun2code see emoji works great on a mobile app like devrant because you can almost guarantee that everyone will be able to view them if you just store the raw Unicode. It's not so easy when you have to cross it across 6 operating systems and 4 browsers. And over 12 different browser versions.
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