I was just thinking about how fucking nuts the people were around me as a kid

Can anyone weigh in with some lovely anecdotes from their childhood of the kind of bonkers people they were exposed to ?

my mom was pretty nutty

I told her school doesn't teach so she told me to just be quiet and make them happy -- and this kept going until she stole my identity to apply me for university even tho I kept telling her I found school useless (I got in, never went, and turns out she did it to defraud $ from the government)

also she thought I should hang out with asian kids cuz they got good grades -- specifically citing this Asian chick I was friends with. I told her she got Cs and Ds. she did not care and maintained the delusion

then later she told people that I'm such a good kid cuz she treated me like an adult when I was growing up (fucking credit thief)... next year proceeded to pull the line "I'm your mother and you have to do what I say"

... then some years after that she told me she loved debating with me. yeah that's bullshit

I told her I'd never forgive her for something. she said I'd understand when older. now she says my school brainwashed me against her!

a lot of lies also

There was a kid in my class who was always getting his knob out. One time he literally had a wank during a history exam. I think he got a C. Kind of feel bad for the people who got a D.

@donkulator lol, his performance was only a C. How bad do you wank to get only a D?

I had a childhood full of psychologists because my mom was crazy. They were all in on it. Since then I was kept in that circle. Stupid people. Psychology is a fraud.