i shitted and now i gotta shit Again. literally 10 mins later

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b2plane

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antigermgerm

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You have ass cancer bro
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donkulator

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The past tense of the verb to shit is "shat".

You don't need much vocabulary to talk about misogyny and bowel movements so you may as well get it right.
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Demolishun

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@donkulator

What is pretense?

before shit: shite? sheit? shete? fart?

during shit: shit

after shit: shat
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SidTheITGuy

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@donkulator

wtf do you expect from a total fucking illiterate bitch like b2plane?
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Demolishun

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On the commode again...
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donkulator

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@Demolishun

Well, I'm so tired of crying

But I'm on the commode again

On the commode again

I ain't got no woman

Just to call my special friend
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Demolishun

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@donkulator

Well, I'm so tired of shitting

But I'm on the commode again

On the commode again

I ain't got no toilet paper

Just to call my plumber friend
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Lensflare

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@Demolishun @donkulator which song is it?
(Don’t you dare saying Darude - Sandstorm)
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Demolishun

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@Lensflare I was thinking of Willy's song "on the road again". But donkulator's lyrics are from "Canned Heat - On the Road Again" apparently.
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Tounai

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@donkulator why don’t we learn this at school?
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Lensflare

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@Tounai for the same reason why we don‘t learn at school that it’s actually fuck foke foken.
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retoor

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One day you'll inverse and find out you were inside out all your life. Think about it.
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Tounai

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@Lensflare that’s foke up!
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tosensei

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get a diaper.

bonus points: soak it with gasoline before putting it on. then sit on something with lots of static electric potential, and stroke a cat.

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i shitted and now i gotta shit Again. literally 10 mins later

rant