methinks communist being the biggest status chasers is not a coincidence

what?

I have a neckbeard simply because I lost my razor.

Different kinds of status, I suppose.

Under capitalism, your boss gets paid 10x more than you.

Under communism, your boss only gets paid slightly more than you, but he can have you kidnapped and cut your balls off just for shits and giggles.

@donkulator that's fine. Some of us do not have balls.

@retoor I am working toward an "inspector" position so I can check for things like that.