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>>Be me
>>Looks at laptop once
>>Gets 4 emails about the same fucking one

>>Be me
>>Looks at shoes once
>>Gets 3 emails and one notification from the app about a sale on shoes

>>Be me
>>Buy a mechanical keyboard
>>Gets 4 emails and 3 notifications from the app about a sale on keyboards.

Ok Amazon calm the fuck down bud.

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  • 10
    I have 7 mechanical keyboards and have ordered parts for two more. Never enough mechanical keyboards! :D
  • 3
    @ojrask You're not wrong, but I'm broke as fuck and bought a $40 keyboard just to try it out.

    Pipe down Amazon, I don't want a $200 keyboard yet lol
  • 2
    >> Be me
    >> Buy one spectacle
    >> Get email from company to buy more
  • 3
    @Bitkris Right lol.

    Did he just spend $700 on a laptop? He probably wants another one that's $1,200 as well. Here, while you're at it, here's a $300 laptop bag.

    Fuck off assholes. I know you don't collect a lot of data or you'd notifice I'm often buying the cheapest version of things (cases, LED strips, wallets, ect).
  • 1
    @rEaL-jAsE Are there laws in Australia dealing with spam like that?

    If so, report the fuckers.

    @S-Homles-MD Is this what you were looking for? If so, I'd personally just call it a life size anime pillow lol
  • 0
    @S-Homles-MD is not it obvious?
  • 2
    @ojrask Found the keyboard nut
  • 1
    Relevant image.

    Fun side note: Used to work with said character’s English VA at a comic translation studio.
  • 0
    @S-Homles-MD If it makes you feel better, I had a friend in college who actually *went out of his way* to get the PS2 versions of hentai games because he really wanted to play them for the story, and he knew those versions were censored.

    ..."crestfallen" doesn't begin to describe his reaction when I pointed out that the "censoring" was no more than just adding a couple lines and using the paint can tool; all the details were otherwise still present.
  • 0
    I've begun to disable tracking services for the Web sites which I use, because I don't like the idea of having my browsing history sold to advertisers.
  • 2
    @varikvalefor This has nothing to do with actual browsing history.

    It's about Amazon emailing me a fuckton of times lol
  • 0
    >>be me
    >>Find bug in Magento site
    >>Order free iPhone
  • 0
    >> be me
    >> don't use amazon
    >> have spam-free inbox
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