How do you tell your family that you are currently developing a PornSite for a Client?

*Asking for a friend*

Note: I don't have friends

Well you're creating a SexEd platform

"I am developing a porn site for a client."
Done.

@Alice 😂 sounds like you've worked on something similar

@TobyAsE the look my parents would give me - it will be like I have failed them as a Child 😂..

-An 18 year old working on a PornSite

@SMtengwana they will think otherwise when you bring that sweet cash home.

@Alice Does forced feeding fetish count as porn?

By the way, FFF = 666 using the alphabetical to number conversion. Which means your fetish is really good :)

@TobyAsE nothing brings joy to people's faces like em green ones 🤔

@TobyAsE Would you happen to have any kind of link with jAsE? A sibling maybe?

@Alice Very interesting...

EDIT: does it really? I'm not sure if that surprises me or not

@Alice Funny how I can still get surprised by kinks and fetishes despite what I've already seen. One would have thought I'd have gotten used to it by now.

@TheOct0 we aren't related in any way.

@TobyAsE Thought so, just wanted to check ^^

@TheOct0 trust me, you are not the first one.

@TobyAsE Everyone (or almost) here is wondering if jAsE has a fixed account apart from the ones he always deletes :)

@Alice That's actually a huge thing :0

Wouldn't have expected that. Are you one of them, if I may ask? Or did you just acquire this knowledge by roaming the Internet?

@Alice Yeah, I know how people work and I am aware that basically everything and anything is worshiped by someone on this Earth. The thing that surprises me sometimes is the importance of those things. I'm still falsely assuming those are isolated "cases", if I may say so.

I don't want to sound edgy or anything, but I have seen all kinds of things. Some awful, some disturbing, and some neutral. That's why I'd be expecting not to react with anything other than "Ah." by now.

Working on an adult entertainment website?

@gymmerDeveloper "Working on a specialized video streaming website"

OK, no friends. Do you have a Client?

@nnee yep, an actual client

It's simple. Don't tell them or lie. It isn't that hard lol.

@L33tHax0r imagine when they come over for a surprise visit n poof - porn everywhere 😹

"I'm developing a PAAS platform for a client."

Deep down you know it's Porn As A Service.

Im developing digital media platform

@RantSomeWhere I guess this movie is about the seven sins?

@RantSomeWhere I'll add it to my unending list then :)

Developing a project for a client that's like a merger between YouTube and Imgur.

Just tell them you are taking on more exotic projects 👍

When I was a network admin the company I worked for had these proprietary Sony cartridges for high end digital cameras in the warehouse.

So one day I was tasked to courier an emergency replacement pack to a film set, and install it in the camera.

When I arrived there where two older women powdering thick layers of makeup on the naked body of a girl in her 20s, and a muscled guy was being dried by employees standing on a pile of towels drenched in studiolamp-induced sweat.

After installing the cartridge, I didn't stick around. If porn was served with smell included, no one would watch it.

Haha. Sometimes I forget that sites like those have to be built like any other site.

ewwwwww.. Someone who develops in php

@shaji I dnt, it's a revamp -

@SMtengwana it's a running joke about pornhub and a php developer

@Alice God is dead and we killed him

I don't see the problem there

It's a job that pays, your family should be happy about it

Also, *someone* has to write them, they usually don't pop into existence all by themselves

"Porn" -> "Gentleman's special interest material" and you're good to go.

@SMtengwana it should be more appropriate as the looks my parents gave me as if I was doing something unnatural.

Just tell them your building a site about the birds and the bees 🐥🐝 *Hard-core!*

Btw.. . How do you do it? Work, without getting distracted? XD

@irene but honest. Has to be worth something, right?