are you Windows Update? because you can literally fuck right off and die.

"Awwww. Don't be like that. How am I supposed to keep you healthy if don't eat my updates?"

If you don't like updates, you probably don't like to clean and maintain your house either.

@PonySlaystation Updates themselves aren't the problem, it's the fact that Windows Update will sometimes just reboot in the middle of you doing shit without asking and with no warning

...Also some updates are plain trash and just fuck shit up in all honesty

@PonySlaystation @infernalempress also this is literally a joke lol

@mjones44 I actually showed your insult to one of my friends earlier and he loved it

And yeah I know it's a joke but it really speaks to me (I've had bad experiences with Windows update before I switched over to Linux)

@infernalempress yeah, at this point, literally the only thing I use Windows for is gaming. and I have a dedicated machine for that. all my other PCs are Linux or MacOS.

@mjones44 Most of the games I play can be run in wine, so I'm generally good there. And with Proton being released, just made it a whole lot better.

@infernalempress yeah, I saw that as well. for me, it's not quite there yet. I really like looking at beautiful games, and wine/proton isn't really capable of running at ultra/Max graphics settings yet.

@mjones44 Fair enough, I can't blame ya for that. It really depends on the game for me. I mainly just play Unreal Tournament and Civilization at this point on PC. Rest of the games I play are usually on PS2

@infernalempress I don't have a console, so any games I play, I play on PC. Shadow of Mordor, Overwatch, Rocket League, some others.