somewhere out there, there's a person who ate more mayonnaise than any other person.

Could be said about pretty much anything edible.

Mayonnaise is OK... in small doses.

Unrelated: there's a game 'My Name Is Mayo', never played it, though as it seem very unappealing...

https://youtube.com/watch/... .

Also, I am reminded of putting off eating mayonnaise for at least a month after having watched 'The Stuff' as a kid.

Childhood phobias.

@D-4got10-01 saw a headline the other day, "how millenials killed mayonnaise". I'm so grateful this devilish substance is declining in popularity

@kiki Isn't that bad w/ meat, IIRC, so it does have its uses.

But !liking it is OK, too.

@D-4got10-01 asbestos has its uses too

@kiki Sure, but unlike asbestos, mayonnaise is !that harmful to you.

Also, some people like mayonnaise, some don't, so if a person doesn't like it, they just don't eat it.

Asbestos, on the other hand, is just bad for health overall.

@D-4got10-01 I just hate mayonnaise :D

asbestos safely protected hundreds of thousands, if not millions if you count Eastern Europe and China, from freezing to death.

@kiki > 'I just hate mayonnaise :D'.

Got it from the post && the subsequent comments.

But being around mayonnaise has no adverse effects. Neither does eating it, provided moderation is observed.

... unlike the asbestos, so mentioning it was a non sequitur.

and @b2plane is definitely the person who has shit more than everyone else, on a daily basis.

Even Indians can't match his skill level in shitting.

@SidTheITGuy true

@D-4got10-01 being around one milligram of asbestos in a closed vile is safer than being thrown into a 4x4x4 m2 room with no doors and no windows, full of mayonnaise, and trying to swim in it