If you woke up tomorrow and it was the year 2000, but you only remembered tech stuff from the future. What would you do?

Build Facebook and Uber overnight.

And maybe Buy lots of Google shares if I had the money.

Then sit back and wait for my bank to tell me I have hit 100B

short shares of .com companies,
invest in Google,
invest in PayPal,
invest in apple,
start YouTube,
circa 2005, start something like Facebook,
tell everyone of the 9/11 attack on 9/10,
live life like a billionaire, chase models and travel the world,
retire at 25 and die at 27 (cause that's when all the cool people die)

Teach my younger self everything I know for the next 10 years

Patent cell phone technology

Start mining bitcoin!

Write a book, and start teaching people Agile methods.

Be natoshi Sakamoto and invent crypto currency or mine the heck out of them when they were being handed out like air....

@tysa I fear telling everyone about 9/11 on 9/10 would land you in prison, buddy. What are you going to say, you're from the future? :)

@fmi11 I will make anonymous posters and if I get caught I'd say I am a close associate if Bush, who did 9/11

I'd go to a developer meetup and say sorry folks, but in 16 years you'll still all be typing JavaScript into vim.

I'd email Eric Lippert and inform him that they're going to regret implementing array covariance