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retard
5y

>installed Tinder®

*after 5 mins

>felt like a loser
>uninstalled Tinder®
>back to coding

BETTER!!!

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  • 7
    Tinder is only useful Thursday-Saturday when you're trying to get laid
  • 3
    Hahaha
  • 6
    @Stuxnet the key word was 'trying' I assume? :)
  • 5
    Yes dude that shit's lame, I even found fucking java recruiters on tinder lol (still don't got laid tho)
  • 2
    My story🀣
  • 1
    @lil-segfault LoL I saw your post :D
  • 1
    @retard haha πŸ˜‚
  • 2
    I'm still waiting for my first match πŸ˜‚
  • 1
    @Nanos how about an open source dating app which actually cares for single people XD XD
  • 1
    @Nanos It's okay bruh! I'm a PHP developer. I'll die alone.
  • 0
    @irene I'll go with @Nanos's experience. Get fukin rich!!
  • 1
    Wait until you find those hot babes that take antidepressants like water and think everybody that don't understand them are assholes but they act like fucking assholes.

    Don't do like me and fall in love for 3 of those fuckers.

    Lesson learned.
  • 0
    @irene unfortunately yes. Lol
  • 0
    @rutee07 no problem, what are you curious about?
  • 0
    @irene @rutee07

    This first wasn't a big deal but left me out of nowhere without saying anything after we went to a trip and the only time I didn't feel ignored was at night...

    The second one we started seeing each other and evolved to dating pretty fast, after some time she snapped over something that was all my fault but she went bat shit crazy, like "I'm gonna kill myself" over the phone crazy. In my defense although it was a big mistake by me it wasn't as dramatic as that.

    The third one I fell absolutely for her, smart as hell, hot as hell, real gamer, nerd, anime fan, the perfect unicorn... But she went absolutely crazy because she could not get past the fact that I'm friends with my daughter's mother... She went as far as telling my ex wife that I'm a bad father over Facebook and threatened me after we broke up, said horrible things to me and absolutely fucked my hopes on humanity, after my ex showed me her messages we honestly laughed after I apologized to her.
  • 0
    @rutee07 yeah, first and last from dating apps and the second one was a friend of a friend...
  • 0
    @irene looks like I was doomed to realize I have other priorities in my life :)
  • 0
    @rutee07 hueaheu just don't create so much expectations and you might be fine :)
  • 0
    @irene yep, somehow I feel like I got crazier just by hanging out with them.
  • 0
    @irene πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  • 0
    @rutee07 dude, this man threesome is not gonna work πŸ˜›
  • 0
    @rutee07 oh. Ok, I can do that :)
    But your profile says otherwise πŸ˜‚
  • 1
    @rutee07 @irene @hell
    I just turned on my internet and...
  • 0
    @rutee07 yes and I fit that dick description
  • 0
    @retard πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  • 0
    @rutee07 pizza and ass looks like a good combination :)
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