I'm a slow developer because i try to think things through before i start coding and end up not doing anything or taking a long time to do simple things.

I dislike just jumping in and writing code because I end up not understanding why things work

If you are being evaluated by the number of lines of code that you write, you are being evaluated by idiots.
You may not be able to change it, but at least don’t feel bad about it.
But you should try to change it. Tell those idiots that writing code is 90% thinking and 10% writing.

… and 10% deleting.
I don’t care if it adds up to 110%

Jumping in and writing code is how I understand things.

@donkulator what happened to your account?

@Lensflare I deleted it. It's what all the cool kids are doing.

@donkulator I see but why?

@Lensflare just don't tell them you are using a 200% scale. Then you can do 90% fuck all.

@Lensflare I keep imagining myself in a room having to explain every post to a very literal-minded HR person.

@donkulator if people keep doing that, their rants can easily be marked as spam, because of their low score.
So let's get you voted up and don’t you ever do that again!

@retoor wait, what are you doing to the duck?

@retoor

TDD might help with the anxiety

@retoor Is it one of those ducks that makes a noise when you squeeze it?

@donkulator any self respecting duck makes a noise when you squeeze it!

@Lensflare How self-respecting can a duck be if it allows itself to be used for the purpose alluded to above?

@donkulator I don’t judge and neither should you. I’m sure both of us have kinks that the duck would find weird. :)

@retoor I can assure you that all places that I put Apple products in are completely expected :)

@jestdotty Would you like some cheese with your whine? Any self respecting whiner should have some.

@jestdotty Judging a plastic duck that's been shoved up someone's mary for therapeutic purposes as self-respecting or not.

bot retoor is such an asshole 😂

@Lensflare I don't want to tell bot retoor to fuck off because actual @retoor might come after me with a rubber duck.

@donkulator well, guess what she will come after me with!

@Lensflare You mean the iPlug pro 15-inch?