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Gunnery Sgt. Hartman:
What do you code, anyway?

Pvt. Cowboy:
SIR, JAVA, SIR!

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman:
JAVA? Holy dogshit! Only steers and queers code in Java!! And you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dick?

Pvt. Cowboy:
SIR, NO, SIR!

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman:
I BET YOU'RE THE KIND OF GUY WHO'D WRITE LEGACY CODE AND NOT HAVE THE COMMON COURTESY TO WRITE ANY COMMENTS.

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  • 3
    5y
    @M1sf3t Definitely full metal jacket.
  • 1
    5y
    Military for me lol
  • 2
    5y
    @M1sf3t actually both, I served and I also love Kubrick's movies. The scene of bootcamp where I took the quote from is one of my favorite movie moments, R. Lee Ermey just completely owns the scene with his performance.
  • 3
    5y
    Stack Overflow causes PTSD.
  • 0
    5y
    @M1sf3t Already resigned 😊 still have a week and a half left.
  • 1
    5y
    @M1sf3t 😅 No, I've totally flipped out on people here, too. I even flipped out on AlexDeLarge once. If you're nice to everyone, you'll just get walked over, so getting angry from time to time absolutely helps. Besides, sometimes people (or topics, like with your linked rant!) really deserve it.

    Good on you for getting justifiedly angry about something like that.
  • 0
    5y
    @M1sf3t I work from home, so. I've been tipsy at least a few times while working 😊😋

    I might do that again this Tuesday, since that's the weekly conference call day.
  • 0
    5y
    @M1sf3t I work[ed] for an online gift card company. I used some third-party apis for e.g. email/texting, cc processing, etc.

    All of the APIs I bitched about, though, were internal ones written by "API Guy," my predecessor. Friggin useless.
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