PM is on his period, and since I'm leaving, anyone have any "fun" recommendations to leave in the code?

Swastika, it will make her think like "Wow, how did he do that?" and she'll be impressed for ever.

A short story of his worst offense?

Or maybe ASCII art of a penguin or a window... depending on the OS you'd been using. Be sure to pick _the other one_ for maximum hilarity, though.

@retoor It's a he ;P

@D-4got10-01 unfortunately he thinks he knows how to code so he will look at the code being merged

@BordedDev Ah. Met that type in the past. PM's Significant Other was a programmer. She once fixed that * cough * very complicated bug of timer overflowing... it was probably the case of texts overlapping when the timer went from 2-digits to 3-digits or something, so her magical fix was obviously

```

if timer > 99;

timer = 99;

```

...or the other way around the timer would go into the negative, so

```

if timer < 0;

timer = 0;

```

whatever the bug was, that was her skill level.

HIS period?? How big are his boobies?

@TeachMeCode I dunno, how big are average mans pecks? To be "fair", it's probably his wife that is having a period and not giving him any nookie. He just likes to go into "I'm opinionated now listen to me" mode

Period or he’s pissing blood due to a severe kidney issue and needs to be in the ER

@TeachMeCode If it was the second, I wouldn't be here complaining ;P

a poem about periods idk

A Rick Roll.

@c3r38r170 That's fun idea, I think I'll create a "documentation"/checkout pr with that in it :D

My codebase at my old job had:

- a link to a hosted book of sherlock holmes

- a rickroll youtube link

- a list of quotes that the CEO said

- a buggy function called "DisturbanceInTheForce()"

- comments about wanting to die and pure hatred about css or a comment about "God help me" and then an ugly piece of code

I tried to leave as many unchanged during my time at the company :D

define a macro for true = false

and false = true

and watch the chaos

or if project is in C

#define NULL ((void*)0)

@runtimeTerror4 unfortunately it's the inferior sveltekit clone, next.js, and the backend is djanko (with rest framework)

Depends on your humor, how badly you want to burn reputation, and maturity level.

For example you could, COULD leave an ascii moody fine art portrait of a steaming dump.

I'm just saying you COULD is all.

Wrap the line length just right so it is unrecognizeable. Someone will see it eventually, scratch their head, unwrap it, and say "wtf" out loud. I guarantee it.

@Wisecrack That would have been funny, but today was my first day at the new place

@BordedDev first days can sometimes be last days too!

But I wasn't aware. Thought you were talking about your last day.

Unless you were.

In which case I hit the nail on the head in writing that.

@Wisecrack I was when I made the rant 😅

@BordedDev don't you know the definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting a different result?

@Wisecrack I keep banging my head against a wall until I forget