Idc I'm gonna buy 30 chocolates bar and bring it to the midwives of my local hospital for they're on strike and they're gonna picket all night

sometimes I think my retirement plan should be buying 50 chocolate bars and eating them until I die of irony poisoning

edit: I'm told by AI it would take about 600-1700 chocolate bars. goddamnit

@jestdotty tide pods are quicker. Also, methanol based anti freeze is quicker. But they changed it all to ethanol based.

@YourMom yeah but I wanna be in bliss

heroin seems too fast but I guess it's an option

@jestdotty not expensive IIRC. I never was in contact with it in my whole life. There is in the Netherlands a big line between almost all drugs and heroine/crack. If you see heroine/crack you're probably in a very bad environment. If you would do it, you wouldn't be able to tell anyone because it would be a big cancel by most people.

@jestdotty nonsense chocolate is good for you.

But only if it's belgian. Swiss chocolate suck dicks

@jestdotty just do acid

@jestdotty Reminds me of that "death party" some old people threw