shitting for mi like a machine gun. a few air farts followed by big shit followed by air farts followed by big shit etc. it literally sounds like RATATATATATAATATTAAHH

i literally feel 20kg lighter and my belly size decreased looks like i was full of air and shit

i feel like there should be a twitter for pooper. surely this is a very relatable activity for many people. so many stress and autoimmune and metabolic disorders, or hell culinary delights and their consequences, that could bring the people of the world together

can you imagine telling your kids you met on the pooper. gandhi would be proud

@jestdotty it's just called twitter.