people complaining about programmers that use younger languages have to work with punched cards from now on

That would fix everything though.

No debuggers
No second chances considering compilation of punch card would take hours, or days depending on the size of the program.

@C0D4 what would that fix exactly... my point is that the technologies we use are meant to make our job easier... ppl that complain about this have the same energy of a grandpa saying that we should write papers by hand when we have text editors and printers