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possum15976yI remember that one time when some food I brought to uni wasn‘t thawing fast enough for lunch break, so I put my laptop on it and started a hefty multiplication in a turing machine simulator on IntelliJ.
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kamen69256y... or better yet run Prime95 with AVX enabled... and it would probably shut down immediately. And, if I have to kill the joke, I'd say that a laptop outputs several times less heat than a desktop, it's just more concentrated...
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How to make Ice Cream:
1. Put juice on Macbook Pro
2. Leave for few minutes
3. Profit!
Don't own one, but my friend suffers from it. too cold -
@Gregozor2121 that body of the macbook pro is always cold, in winter it gets freezing lol
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kamen69256y@gitpush You know, that wouldn't be colder than a plastic laptop in the same environment - it just feels colder because it absorbs temperature morea easily.
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Summer is coming, and i suppose all of you will buy a new barbecue to cook some meat, but i have another economic alternative.
How to make a homemade bbq:
1) Take an old laptop
2) Turn it on
3) Install Android studio (also works with intellij)
4) Add a lot of gradle (or maven) depencies
5) Code something cool (or not)
6) Build and compile it
7) Now you can put your meat on your laptop
8) Enjoy your meal
joke/meme
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