Can't believe this question haven't got -826 votes... "Dude"...

"StackOverflow, mah boi"

Because it was posted 2011?

I get questions like that. I have dealt with people that were thrown into doing web stuff even tho it is waaay outside of the scope of their academic traning and/or profession. I guess the basement dwellers of SO felt pity over this one dude and didn't downvote him to oblivion

No php.ini 😅

Oh it be there, probably no where that makes sense depending on the distro.

Somehow this managed to hide from the current day SO folk and not be reported as a duplicate.

826 people at least had the same problem?

Legit question, if you don't do things with php much, imo.
Anyways, it shouldn't be too hard to find out about phpinfo() on the internet.

I read it as "Dude, where's my pipi?"

@McSebi Running a find / over your entire system might arguably be faster than writing up the question and waiting for an answer.