javascript - When you are really into Star Wars and crack. - devRant

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Fast-Nop

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Well at least that would explain why a considerable number of Jedi end up saying "fuck this shit and burn everything down".
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C0D4

66902

5y

Npm package in 3...2...1....
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Fast-Nop

39106

5y

@C0D4 Ah the NPM death star with crap like left-pad as ventilation shaft - in fucking space yeah sure.
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odite

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5y

Let's show our Indian devs some love and rename it to JawaScript.
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LordPeeve

987

5y

I totally support this but only to stop hearing front end devs saying "Java... how similar is it to Javascript?"
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Ranchonyx

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5y

npm install bad-new-movies-v2 -g --save
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thremedy

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5y

Yavascript
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Gregozor2121

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5y

It makes sense since both of them are shit.
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sladuled

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5y

It'd be fitting since most people are baffled by the comparison results in js.. xD
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C0D4

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5y

And bam, jedi already exists 😂
https://www.npmjs.com/package/jedi

And may the force be with you
https://npmjs.com/package/...

Ok this is getting ridiculous, let's have a lightsaber fight
https://npmjs.com/package/...
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LordPeeve

987

5y

@C0D4 Have you tried KotlinScript? Not for any similarity with Kotlin, but to ensure 20+ years of hearing "Kotlin... how similar is it to KotlinScript" 🤣
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C0D4

66902

5y

@LordPeeve god... that's a thing too?
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LordPeeve

987

5y

@C0D4 Well, from where I stand Java will not plague Android devices for much longer, so I guess it's a thing 😂
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C0D4

66902

5y

@LordPeeve I just died a little inside
https://npmjs.com/package/...
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LordPeeve

987

5y

@C0D4 This is a watershed moment mate 😂 Next HG Wells will write stories how developers went back to 2019 to stop me from giving birth to that idea and you executing it 🤣🤣🤣
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magicMirror

10640

5y

This is fubar.
The real name is ECMAscript, call it whatever you want.
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lxmcf

19950

5y

I bet they use Glimpse...
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Plasticnova

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5y

@magicMirror it’s yamlscript from now on

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